Ranevskaya's quotes about life are better. Faina Ranevskaya's phrases are funny. Through laughter and tears
Faina Ranevskaya - quotes, phrases... Well, I come across faces, not faces, but a personal insult! I enter the theater like a garbage chute: falseness, cruelty, hypocrisy. Not one honest word, not one honest eye! Careerism, meanness, greedy old women!
Optimism is a lack of information.
… They all have friends the same as themselves - they make friends on the basis of purchases, almost live in commission shops, go to visit each other. How I envy them, brainless!
What is the world? How many idiots around, how fun they are!
I was at the theater yesterday. The actors played so badly, especially Desdemona, that when Othello strangled her, the audience applauded for a very long time.
Ranevskaya invites guests and warns that the call is not working:
- When you come, knock with your feet.
- Why with your feet, Faina Georgievna?
But you're not going to come empty-handed!
It’s scary when you’re eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting, and it’s time for you, you haven’t done anything, but you just start living!
A child from the first grade of school must be taught the science of loneliness.
I understand your complaints about the hysterical weather - I myself am a victim of the menopause of our planet. Here in May it snowed, then it was hot, then it was cold, then it all happened during the day.
After recovering from a heart attack, Ranevskaya concluded:
- If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
It's very hard to be a genius among goats.
Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life - it means that life is coming to an end.
I was smart enough to live my life stupidly. I live only by myself - what self-restraint
If you have a person to whom you can tell dreams, you have no right to consider yourself lonely ...
A neighbor, the widow of the Moscow Soviet chief, changed Romanian furniture for Yugoslav, Yugoslav for Finnish, was nervous. She supervised the loaders ... And she died at the age of 50 on a furniture set. Girl!
Once Zavadsky shouted to Ranevskaya from the audience: “Faina, you gobbled up my whole idea with your antics!” “I have a feeling, as if I had eaten shit,” Faina muttered quite loudly. "Get out of the theater!" shouted the master. Ranevskaya, approaching the proscenium, answered him: “Get out of art !!”
We were accustomed to single-celled words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after that!
What will I see you wearing next?
“In the coffin,” suggested Ranevskaya.
Homosexuality, transsexuality and so on are not perversions,
There are only two real perversions: field hockey and ice dancing.
A well-known actress hysterically shouted at a meeting of the troupe:
“I know you are only waiting for my death to come and spit on my grave!”
Ranevskaya remarked in a thick voice:
I can't stand standing in line!
Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you start it, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.
Ranevskaya was asked: what is the most difficult for her?
“Oh, I do my hardest before breakfast,” she said.
- And what is it?
- I get out of bed.
A person's passport is his misfortune, because a person must always
be eighteen, and the passport only reminds you that you can live like an eighteen year old.
How many times does a woman blush in her life?
- Four times: on the wedding night, when the first time she cheats on her husband, when she takes money for the first time, when she gives money for the first time.
— And the man?
- Twice: the first time - when the second cannot, the second - when the first cannot.
If a woman walks with her head down, she has a lover. If a woman walks with her head held high, she has a lover. If a woman keeps her head straight, she has a lover. And in general, if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!
- What is baldness?
“It's a slow but progressive transformation of a head into an ass. First in form, then in content.
The boy said: “I am angry with Pushkin, the nanny told him fairy tales, and he wrote them down and passed them off as his own.”
"Charm" - Ranevskaya conveyed what she heard. After a deep sigh, the following followed:
“But I'm afraid the boy is still a complete idiot.
Old age is when it’s not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.
Am I that old already? After all, I still remember decent people.
These “good mornings” must be fought like bedbugs, dust is needed here. The touching girl and the authors must be beaten on the skull with a heavy iron, but this is an unacceptable method, to my great chagrin. All these radio ladies who laugh with happy children's laughter give rise to millions of idiots, and this is already a national disaster. In general, all the creators of the "Merry Companions" - on trial! "Good morning" - there, "Saturday evening" - knee in the ass! "Good mood" - to logging, where they would meet (would! "With the leadership of the Theater named after the Moscow Council and its leader - the insanity entertainer Zavadsky.
Loneliness is when there is a telephone in the house, and the alarm clock rings.
“Which do you think women tend to be more fidelity: brunettes or blondes?”
Without hesitation, she answered: “Gray-haired!”
I haven't read anything for a long time. I re-read everything Pushkin, Pushkin, Pushkin. I even dreamed that he entered and said: “How tired of you, you old fool! »
Ranevskaya stood completely naked in her make-up room. And smoked. Suddenly, the managing director of the Mossovet Theater Valentin Shkolnikov entered without knocking. And froze in shock. Faina Georgievna calmly asked: “Does it shock you that I smoke?”
Making a bad movie is like spitting into eternity!
Ranevskaya with all her family and huge luggage arrives at the station.
“It’s a pity that we didn’t take the piano,” says Faina Georgievna.
“Not witty,” one of the escorts remarks.
“Really stupid,” Ranevskaya sighs. - The fact is that I left all the tickets on the piano.
Today I killed 5 flies: two males and three females.
- How did you define it?
“Two sat on a beer bottle, and three on a mirror,” Faina Georgievna explained.
A friend tells Ranevskaya:
- Yesterday I was visiting N. And I sang for them for two hours ...
Faina Georgievna interrupts her with an exclamation:
“Because there are far fewer blind men than there are smart ones.
Ranevskaya was asked: “Why are beautiful women more successful than smart ones?” To which Ranevskaya replied: “It’s obvious - after all, there are very few blind men, and there are a dime a dozen stupid ones.”
Do you know, honey, what is shit? So it is in comparison with my life - jam.
Everyone is free to dispose of his ass, as he wants. So I pick mine up and fuck it
My favorite disease is scabies: I scratched myself and still want to. And the most hated is hemorrhoids: neither to see for yourself, nor to show people.
Oh, those insufferable journalists! Half of the lies they spread about me are not true.
“Madame, could you exchange a hundred dollars for me?”
— Alas! But thanks for the compliment!
How I envy the brainless!
Loneliness is a state of which there is no one to tell.
The money is eaten, but the shame remains.
God made women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so that they could love men.
Why are all women so stupid?
Beautiful people shit too.
The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman gives birth to the heroine mother. The union of a stupid woman and a smart man creates a single mother. The union of a smart woman and a stupid man gives rise to an ordinary family. The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to easy flirting.
Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.
I wish I had her legs—she had lovely legs! Too bad they're gone now.
- I don't drink, I don't smoke anymore and I never cheated on my husband - because I never had one.
“So what do you mean, you don’t have any flaws at all?”
- In general, no. True, I have a big ass and sometimes I lie a little ...
It is known that Ranevskaya allowed herself strong expressions, and when she was remarked that there is no word “ass” in the literary Russian language, she answered - strange, there is no word, but there is an ass ...
A fairy tale is when you marry a monster, and he turns out to be a prince, and a true story is when the opposite is true.
A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who does not remember a woman's birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband.
The first season in the Crimea, I play in Sumbatov's play the Pretty Woman seducing a handsome young man. The action takes place in the mountains of the Caucasus. I stand on a mountain and say in a disgustingly tender voice: “My steps are lighter than fluff, I can glide like a snake ...” After these words, I managed to knock down the scenery depicting a mountain and hurt my partner painfully. There is laughter in the audience, my partner, moaning, threatens to tear my head off.
— I love nature.
I don't get along with life! Money interferes with me both when it is not there and when it is.
It has always been incomprehensible to me - people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.
I feel myself, but not well.
My God, an unfortunate country where a man cannot dispose of his ass.
There are people in whom God lives; There are people in whom the devil lives; And there are people that live only worms.
“The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real,” the capricious young actress demands.
“Everything will be real,” Ranevskaya reassures her. - Everything: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last.
Success is the only unforgivable sin in relation to your loved one.
Do you know what it's like to act in films? Imagine that you are washing in a bathhouse, and a tour is being led there.
If I, yielding to requests, began to write about myself, it would be a mournful book - “Fate is a whore”
He will die from the expansion of fantasy.
I hate it when the f*ck pretends to be innocent!
Do not have a hundred rubles, but have two breasts!
Faina Ranevskaya was at the wedding of friends. When a dove pooped on the groom's shoulder, she said:
- Here are the newlyweds, the dove is a symbol of the fact that your freedom has flown away and spoiled goodbye.
There are a million fans, but there is no one to go to the pharmacy.
Old age is just bullshit. I believe that this is the ignorance of God when he allows you to live to old age. Lord, everyone is already gone, but I still live. Birman - and she died, and I did not expect this from her. It’s scary when you’re eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting, and it’s time for you, you haven’t done anything, but you’re just starting to live!
For a number of reasons, I cannot now answer you in the words you use. But I sincerely hope that when you return home, your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.
I hate cynicism for its general availability.
My God, how life slipped by, I never even heard the nightingales sing.
Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this same talent that made me
The soul is not an ass, it cannot shit.
The following entry remained in the Ranevskaya archive:
“They pester, ask to write, write about themselves. I refuse. I don't want to write about myself badly. Okay - indecent. So, we must be silent. Besides, I again began to make mistakes, and this is shameful. It's like a bug on the shirtfront. I know the most important thing, I know what to give, not to take. So I live with this return. Memories are the wealth of old age.”
Today's youth is terrible. But what's even worse is that we don't belong to it.
On an empty stomach, a Russian person does not want to do anything and think, but on a full stomach, he cannot.
Pioneers, go to hell.
This lady can already choose for herself whom she impresses.
Spelling errors in a letter are like a bug on a white blouse.
My life is terribly sad ... and you want me to stick a lilac bush in my ass and do a striptease in front of you!
If a person has done evil to you - you give him candy, he gives you evil - you give him candy ... And so on until this creature develops diabetes.
If I often looked into the eyes of Gioconda, I would go crazy: she knows everything about me, and I know nothing about her.
That blind man to whom you gave the coin is not pretending, he really does not see.
- Why did you decide so?
- He told you: “Thank you, beauty! »
— How is life, Faina Georgievna?
- I told you last year that shit. But then it was marzipan.
The woman, of course, is smarter. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
To gain recognition, one must, even must, die.
An employee of the Radio Committee N. constantly experienced drama because of her love relationship with a colleague, whose name was Sima: she sobbed because of another quarrel, then he left her, then she had an abortion from him. Ranevskaya called her "the victim of HeraSima".
Looking at the hole in her skirt: “Nothing can hold back the pressure of beauty!”
- And where would you like to go, Faina Georgievna - to heaven or hell?
- Of course, heaven is preferable because of the climate, but I would be happier in hell - because of the company.
Do you understand my shallow thought?
To the question: “Are you sick, Faina Georgievna?” - she habitually answered: "No, I just look like that."
Perpetum male. (About director Z.)
Honey, if you want to lose weight, eat naked and in front of a mirror.
They haven't told me for a long time that I'm fucking. Losing popularity.
Faina Georgievna returned home pale as death, and said that she was driving from the theater in a taxi.
“I knew right away that he was a jerk. How he maneuvered between cars, dodged trucks, slipped right in front of the noses of passers-by! But then I got really scared. When we arrived, he took out a magnifying glass to look at the counter!
Men from the beginning of days to the end of their days are drawn for a boob.
There are people who just want to approach and ask if it is difficult to live without brains.
Many complain about their appearance, and no one complains about their brains.
Teach me to smoke nervously and aristocratically, squinting and breaking the curves of my fingers on leather armchairs and sofas, confuse silk curtains with smoke, and perhaps I can beautifully confess my love to you, in verses and insanely beautiful words, without spelling mistakes. In the meantime, excuse me... but I want to fuck you right here on the floor.
Artist "Mossovet" Nikolai Afonin lived next to Ranevskaya. He had a hunchbacked "Zaporozhets", and sometimes Afonin drove Faina Georgievna home from the theater. Once, three people squeezed into his Zaporozhets from behind, and in front, next to Afonin, the village of Ranevskaya. As she drove up to her house, she asked:
— K-Kolechka, how much is your car?
Afonin said:
— Two thousand two hundred rubles, Faina Georgievna.
“What *** on the part of the government,” Ranevskaya concluded gloomily, getting out of the humpbacked apparatus.
“Fufa, why do you always go to the window when I start singing?”
"I don't want the neighbors to think I'm hitting you!"
I cannot eat meat. It walked, loved, looked ... Maybe I'm a psychopath? No, I consider myself a normal psychopath. But I can't eat meat. I keep meat for people.
— Nothing but despair from the inability to change anything in my destiny.
You know, - Ranevskaya recalled half a century later, - when I saw this bald man on an armored car, I realized that we were in big trouble.
- Nonna, is the artist N. dead?
- Died.
“That’s what I see, he lies in a coffin ...
Ranevskaya forgot the name of the actress with whom she was supposed to play on stage:
- Well, this one, like her ... So broad-shouldered in the ass ...
Close friends who visited her, Ranevskaya sometimes offered to look at the picture she painted. And showed a clean sheet.
- And what is shown here? the audience is interested.
- Don't you see? This is the passage of the Jews through the Red Sea.
- And where is the sea?
- It's already behind.
- Where are the Jews?
They have already crossed the sea.
Where are the Egyptians then?
- They'll be here soon! Wait!
Life is too short to waste it on diets, greedy men and bad moods.
All my life I've been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially grandma. You never know how to talk to them without falling to their level.
Women die later than men because they are always late.
“I am very sorry, Faina Georgievna, that you were not at the premiere of my new play,” Ranevskoy Viktor Rozov boasted. — The people at the checkout staged a uniform massacre!
- And How? Did they get their money back?
A man walks into a Taganka store and asks:
I would like gloves...
- What do you want? Leather, suede, wool?
- I'm leather.
Are you light or dark?
— Black.
- Under a coat or under a raincoat?
- Under the cloak.
“Okay… Bring us your raincoat, please, and we will pick up gloves of the right color and style.”
Ranevskaya stands nearby and listens to all this. Then he leans towards the man and in a theatrical whisper, so that he hears the entire trading floor, says:
"Don't believe me, young man! I already dragged them the toilet bowl and showed my ass, but there is still no toilet paper!
I am a miscarriage of Stanislavsky!
Companion of glory - loneliness.
Once Ranevskaya was stopped in the Actor's House by a poet who holds a leading position in the Writers' Union.
— Hello, Faina Georgievna! How are you doing?
“Very good of you to ask. At least someone is interested in how I live! Let's step aside and I'll tell you everything with pleasure.
No, no, sorry, but I'm in a hurry. You know, I still have to go to the meeting ...
“But you wonder how I live!” Why do you immediately run away, you listen. Moreover, I will not detain you for a long time, forty minutes, no more.
The leading poet began to flee.
Why then ask how I live?! Ranevskaya called after him.
Cinema is a barefoot establishment.
No one, except for the dead leaders, wants to endure my idly dangling breasts.
- When you get married, Alyoshenka, then you will understand what happiness is.
- Yes?
- Yes. But it will be too late.
- What is it with you, Faina Georgievna, your eyes are inflamed?
- Yesterday I went to the premiere, and an unusually large woman sat in front of me. I had to watch the whole performance through the hole from the earring in her ear.
If a person is smart and honest, then he is non-partisan.
If smart and party - then dishonest.
If honest and party - then a fool.
Ranevskaya told one lady that she was still young and looks great.
"I can't give you the same compliment," she replied defiantly.
“And you, like me, would lie!” Faina Georgievna advised.
85 years with diabetes is not sugar.
I'm tired of pretending to be healthy.
I get letters: "Help me become an actor." I answer: "God will help!" What is the difference between smart and wise? - asked Ranevskaya.
“The smart one knows how to get out of a difficult situation, but the wise one never gets into it.
Ranevskaya once dined with a lady who was so economical that Faina Georgievna got up from the table completely hungry. The hostess kindly told her:
"Please come and have dinner with me sometime."
- With pleasure, - Ranevskaya answered, - even now!
For how many years the boys on the street shouted to me: “Mulya, don’t make me nervous!” Well-dressed, perfumed ladies held out a pen with a boat and neatly folded lips, instead of introducing themselves, they whispered: “Mulya, don’t make me nervous!” The statesmen went forward and, showing love and respect for art, said kindly: “Mulya, don’t make me nervous!” I am not Mule. I'm an old actress and I don't want to annoy anyone. It's hard for me to see people.
— How can a person with whom misfortune befall be comforted?
“An intelligent person will be comforted when he realizes the inevitability of what has happened. The fool takes comfort in the fact that the same will happen to others.
Who was your mother before marriage? - the stubborn interviewer asked Ranevskaya.
“I didn’t have a mother before her marriage,” Faina Georgievna stopped further questions.
I do not know how to express strong feelings, although I can express myself strongly.
In old age, the main thing is a sense of dignity, and I was deprived of it.
A woman to succeed in life must have two qualities. She must be smart enough to please stupid men, and stupid enough to please smart men.
I am amused by the excitement of people over trifles, I myself was the same fool.
Now, before the finish, I understand clearly that everything is empty.
All you need is kindness and compassion.
In the hospital, seeing that Ranevskaya was reading Cicero, the doctor remarked:
You don't often see a woman reading Cicero.
“And you don’t often meet a man reading Cicero,” Faina Georgievna retorted.
- Serve the lady's mouth!
Explaining to someone why the condom is white, Ranevskaya said:
Because white makes you fat.
— Faina Georgievna, have you fallen ill again? What is your temperature?
- Normal, room temperature, plus eighteen degrees
If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, then she understands that she will not find another such fool.
You can not understand in any way whether you like a young man? Spend an evening with him. When you get home, take off your clothes. Throw your underpants up to the ceiling. stuck? So you like it.
The older generation always scolds the youth:
- she, they say, has completely deteriorated, has become frivolous, does not respect her elders, without a king in her head, she only thinks about fun ...
Hearing such an old man's conversation, Ranevskaya said with a sigh:
- The most terrible thing about youth is that we ourselves no longer belong to it and cannot do all these stupid things ...
A boy and a girl are sitting on a bench. The young man is very shy. The girl wants him to kiss her, and she says:
— Oh, my cheek hurts.
The young man kisses her on the cheek.
- Well, how does it hurt now?
- No, it doesn't hurt.
Over time:
- Oh, my neck hurts.
He kissed her on the neck:
- Well, does it hurt?
- No, it doesn't hurt.
Ranevskaya sits nearby and asks:
“Young man, don’t you treat hemorrhoids?!
Once Ranevskaya slipped on the street and fell. An unfamiliar man was walking towards her.
- Pick me up! asked Ranevskaya. - People's artists on the road do not roll ...
Look, Faina Georgievna! There is a fly floating in your beer!
“Just one, honey. How much can she drink?
To stay thin, a woman needs to eat in front of a mirror and naked...
Loneliness is a condition that cannot be cured.
Everything will come true, you just have to lose your will...
There are no fat women, there are small clothes.
People are like candles: they either burn or fuck them.
Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live forever.
A fan asks for Ranevskaya's home phone number. She:
"Honey, how do I know him?" I never call myself!
I, like eggs, participate, but do not enter.
“I was at the theater yesterday,” Ranevskaya said. - The actors played so badly, especially Desdemona, that when Othello strangled her, the audience applauded for a very long time.
I, by virtue of the talent allotted to me, squeaked like a mosquito.
I hate you. Wherever I go, everyone looks around and says: “Look, this is Mulya, don’t make me nervous, she’s coming” (From a conversation with Agnia Barto)
- Yesterday I was visiting N. And I sang for them for two hours ...
- That's what they need! I can't stand them either!
I spoke long and unconvincingly, as if I were talking about the friendship of peoples.
I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it.
I'm like an old palm tree at the station - no one needs it, but it's a pity to throw it away.
I do not recognize the word "play". You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You have to live on the stage.
- I don't drink, I don't smoke anymore and I never cheated on my husband - because I never had one. - So, then, you don't have any flaws at all? True, I have a big ass and sometimes I lie a little ...
— I love nature.
"And after what she did to you?"
I am a local actress. Wherever I served! Only in the city of Vezdesransk did not serve! ..
I now understand why condoms are white! They say white makes you fat...
This lady can already choose for herself whom she impresses. (To the expressed opinion "The Sistine Madonna does not impress me.")
This is not a theater, but a country toilet. I go to the current theater the way I went to have an abortion in my youth, and to pull my teeth in my old age. After all, you know, as if Stanislavsky was not born. They wonder why I play differently every time.
What I do? I pretend to be healthy.
I am watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.
So that we can see how much we overeat, our stomach is located on the same side as the eyes.
I was smart enough to live my life stupidly.
She doesn't have a face, she has a hoof.
This actress's ass hangs and dangles like a hussar's bag.
Having learned that her friends were going to the theater today to see her on stage, Ranevskaya tried to dissuade them: “You shouldn’t go: the play is boring and the production is weak ... But since you’re going anyway, I advise you to leave after the second act. - Why after the second? - After the first one, there is a very big crush in the wardrobe.
Success is the only unforgivable sin in relation to your loved one.
Such an ass is called “ass-playing” (about a passing lady), “And with such an ass you need to stay at home!” (about another).
Talent is like a wart - you either have it or you don't.
Talent is self-doubt and a painful dissatisfaction with yourself and your shortcomings, which I have never seen in mediocrity.
Tolstoy said that there is no death, but there is love and memory of the heart. The memory of the heart is so painful, it would be better if it did not exist ... It would be better to kill the memory forever.
That blind man to whom you gave the coin is not pretending, he really does not see. - Why did you decide so? - He told you: "Thank you, beauty!"
... I'm sick of the theater. Country toilet. It's a shame to end your life in the toilet.
Now, when a person is embarrassed to say that he does not want to die, he says this: he really wants to survive in order to see what happens next. As if if it were not for this, he would immediately be ready to lie down in the coffin.
Family replaces everything. Therefore, before starting it, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.
A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. And the reality is when the opposite is true.
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.
It's hard to be a genius among goats.
Making a bad movie is like spitting into eternity.
The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman gives birth to the heroine mother. The union of a stupid woman and a smart man creates a single mother.
The union of a smart woman and a stupid man gives rise to an ordinary family. The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to easy flirting.
Companion of glory - loneliness.
Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
Old age is the time when candles on a birthday cake cost more than the cake itself, and half of the urine goes to tests.
Old age is when it’s not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.
Old age is just bullshit. I believe that this is the ignorance of God when he allows you to live to old age. Lord, everyone is already gone, but I still live. Birman - and she died, and I did not expect this from her.
My life is terribly sad. And you want me to stick a lilac bush in my ass and do a striptease in front of you.
It’s scary when you’re eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting, and it’s time for you, you haven’t done anything, but you’re just starting to live! (late 70s)
A person's passport is his misfortune, because a person must always be eighteen, and a passport only reminds you that you can live like an eighteen year old.
About director Z.: "Perpetum male".
(When a crowd of children surrounded her with joyful exclamations: "Mulya! Mulya!") Pioneers, go to hell.
(When the Timurov pioneers came to her home to help her like an elderly person) Pioneers, join hands and go to hell!
Pipi in the tram - everything he did in art!
Eating alone is as unnatural as shitting together!
I get letters: "Help me become an actor." I answer: "God will help!"
After the performance, Ranevskaya often looked at flowers, a basket with letters, postcards and notes full of admiration - offerings from fans of her game - and sadly remarked: - How much love, but there is no one to go to the pharmacy.
- Why do women devote so much time and money to their appearance, and not to the development of intelligence?
“Because there are far fewer blind men than there are smart ones.
Why are all women so stupid?
Damned nineteenth century, damned upbringing: I can't stand when men are sitting.
Birds swear like actresses because of roles. I saw how the sparrow clearly spoke taunts to another, tiny and weak, and as a result poked him in the head with his beak. Everything, like people.
Let it be a little gossip that should disappear between us.
Everyone is free to dispose of his ass as he wants. So I pick mine up and fuck off. (At a party meeting in the Moscow City Council theater, which discussed the non-Marxist behavior of a famous actor accused of homosexuality.)
Faina has always been self-critical, she owns the well-known statement: “Talent is self-doubt and painful dissatisfaction with yourself and your shortcomings, which I have never seen in mediocrity.” Artistic councils and commissions, in the presence of which one had to play, at that time were commonplace, when instead of an audience loving the artist, “arbiters of fate” looked at him. Often, after such performances, the artist was “in a clamp,” but not Ranevskaya at all: “I play badly, the committee on the Stalin Prizes is watching. The disgusting feeling of an exam."
Ranevskaya was very afraid that she might be offered to cooperate with the KGB - at that time it was common. One of her acquaintances advised, if such an offer was received, to say that she screamed in her sleep. Then she will not be suitable for cooperation and the offer will be withdrawn. Once, when Faina Georgievna worked at the Mossovet Theater, the party organizer of the theater approached her with a proposal to join the party. “Oh, what are you, my dear! I can't: I scream in my sleep!" exclaimed Ranevskaya. Whether she was cunning or really confused these departments, one can only guess.
Ranevskaya experienced the tragic death of Solomon Mikhoels, they were connected by sincere friendship. In her memoirs, the actress describes one dialogue in which, with humor inherent only to her, she said to Mikhoels: “There are people in whom God lives, there are people in whom the devil lives, and there are people in whom only worms live. God lives in you! To which the director replied: “If God lives in me, then He has been exiled into me.” (January 14, 1948).
— How is your life, Faina Georgievna?
- I told you last year that shit. But then it was marzipan.
How I envy the brainless!
Cinema is a barefoot establishment.
When they don't give me a role, I feel like a pianist whose hands have been cut off.
When a jumper has pain in her legs, she jumps while sitting.
When I die, bury me and write on the monument: "Died of disgust."
Beautiful people shit too.
Criticesses are Amazons in menopause.
Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this same talent that made me unhappy...
When Faina Georgievna was asked which, in her opinion, women are more prone to fidelity - brunettes or blondes, she answered without hesitation: "Gray-haired!"
The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real, the capricious young actress demands. “Everything will be real,” Ranevskaya reassures her. - Everything: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last.
Women are smarter, of course. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
Filmography of Faina Ranevskaya:
1934 - Pyshka - Mrs. Loiseau
1937 - Thought about the Cossack Golota - Popadya
1939 - Engineer Kochin's mistake - Ida Gurevich, tailor's wife
1939 - Foundling - Lyalya
1939 - The man in the case is the wife of the inspector of the gymnasium
1940 - Favorite girl - Manya, aunt Dobryakova
1941 - Dream - Rosa Skorokhod
1941 - How Ivan Ivanovich quarreled with Ivan Nikiforovich - Gorpina
1942 - Alexander Parkhomenko - taper
1943 - New adventures of Schweik ("Soldier's Tale") - Aunt Adele
1943 — Three Guardsmen (“Native Shores”) — Sofia Ivanovna, Museum Director
1944 — Wedding — Nastasya Timofeevna, mother of the bride
1945 - Celestial slug - professor of medicine
1945 - Elephant and rope - grandmother
1947 — Spring — Margarita Lvovna
1947 - Cinderella - Stepmother
1947 - Private Alexander Matrosov - military doctor
1949 - Meeting on the Elbe - Mrs. McDermot
1949 - They have a Motherland - Frau Wurst
1958 — Girl with a guitar — Zoya Pavlovna Sviristinskaya
1960 “Be careful, grandma! - grandmother
1960 - Drama (short) - Murashkina
1963 So be it (TV show)
1964 - Easy life - Margarita Ivanovna, "Queen Margot"
1964 - Wick #25 - The Fortune Teller in "The Cards Don't Lie"
1964 - Wick No. 33 - citizen Piskunova in the plot "I won't go"
1965 — The first visitor is an old lady
1966 - Today - a new attraction - circus director
1978 - Further - silence (film-play) - Lucy Cooper
1980 — Comedy of bygone days
Animals, which are few, were listed in the Red Book, and which are many - in the Book of Tasty and Healthy Food.
My life ... I lived around, everything did not work out. Like a redhead by the carpet.
Life passes and does not bow like an angry neighbor.
Life is a long jump from the cunt to the grave.
Life is a short walk before eternal sleep.
You have to live in such a way that even the bastards remember you.
Does it bother you that I smoke? - When the theater administrator saw her in the dressing room completely naked.
There are two, maybe three thoughts in my old head, but at times they raise such a fuss that it seems there are thousands of them.
In Moscow, you can go out into the street dressed as God wills, and no one will pay attention. In Odessa, my chintz dresses cause general bewilderment - this is discussed in hairdressing salons, dental outpatient clinics, trams, and private homes. Everyone is upset by my monstrous "stinginess"
because no one believes in poverty. (1949)
For a number of reasons, I cannot now answer you in the words you use. But I sincerely hope that when you return home, your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly. - in response to a passing young man who pushed Ranevskaya on the street and cursed
Roles in the theater
1936 - "Vassa Zheleznova" by M. Gorky - Vassa
1945 - "Chanterelles" by Lillian Helman - Birdie
1951 - "Storm" by V. N. Bill-Belotserkovsky - Manka-speculator
1958 - "Trees die standing" A. Kason - Grandmother
1966 - "Odd Mrs. Savage" by J. Patrick - Ethel Savage
1969 - "Further - silence" Vina Delmare. Director: Anatoly Efros - Lucy Cooper
1980 - “The truth is good, but happiness is better” A. N. Ostrovsky - Filizat
In the theater, the talented loved me, the mediocre hated me, the mongrels bit me and tore me to pieces.
Have you ever been told that you look like Brigitte Bardot?
- No never.
And rightly so, they didn't.
Faina Ranevskaya - wallpapers for status.
Memories are the treasures of old age.
All my life I have swum in the toilet with a butterfly stroke.
The second half is in the brain, assholes and pills. And I am whole.
You are still young and look great.
“I can’t give you the same compliment!
“And you, like me, would lie!”
Faina Georgievna (Grigoryevna) Ranevskaya (born Faina Girshevna Feldman; August 15 (27), 1896, Taganrog - July 19, 1984, Moscow) - Soviet theater and film actress, People's Artist of the USSR (1961), three times winner of the Stalin Prize (1949, 1951, 1951).
77 golden quotes by Faina Ranevskaya
About women
When the Sistine Madonna was brought to Moscow, everyone went to look at it. Faina Georgievna heard a conversation between two officials from the Ministry of Culture. One claimed that the picture did not impress him. Ranevskaya remarked:
- This lady for so many centuries on such people made the impression that now she herself has the right to choose whom she impresses and who not!
God made women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so they could love men.
Such an ass is called "ass-playing".
Which women do you think tend to be more faithful brunette or blonde?
Without hesitation, she replied: “Gray-haired!”
Women are smarter, of course. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
Nothing can hold back the pressure of beauty! (Looking at the hole in her skirt)
Kritikess - Amazons in menopause.
When a jumper has pain in her legs, she jumps while sitting.
With such an ass, you should stay at home!
About health
To the question: "Are you sick, Faina Georgievna?" - she usually answered: "No, I just look like that."
What I do? I pretend to be healthy.
I feel myself, but not well.
Health is when you have pain in a different place every day.
If the patient really wants to live, doctors are powerless.
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.
About old age
Old age is when it's not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.
I'm like an old palm tree at the station - no one needs it, but it's a pity to throw it away.
Old age is just disgusting. I believe that this is the ignorance of God when he allows you to live to old age.
It’s scary when you’re eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting, and it’s time for you, you haven’t done anything, but you’re just starting to live!
My God, how life slipped by, I never even heard the nightingales sing.
Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life - it means that life is coming to an end.
When I die, bury me and write on the monument: "Died of disgust."
Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
Old age is the time when candles on a birthday cake cost more than the cake itself, and half of the urine goes to tests.
About work
The money is eaten, but the shame remains. (About his work in cinema)
Making a bad movie is like spitting into eternity.
When they don't give me a role, I feel like a pianist whose hands have been cut off.
I am Stanislavsky's miscarriage.
I am a local actress. Wherever I served! Only in the city of Vezdesransk did not serve! ..
I, by virtue of the talent allotted to me, squeaked like a mosquito.
I lived with many theaters, but never enjoyed it.
I am watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before!
Success is the only unforgivable sin in relation to your loved one.
How wrong is the notion that there are no irreplaceable actors.
We were accustomed to single-celled words, scant thoughts, play Ostrovsky after that!
I get letters: "Help me become an actor." I answer: "God will help!"
Perpetum male. (About director Y. Zavadsky)
He will die from the expansion of fantasy. (About director Y. Zavadsky)
Pee-pee in a tram is all he did in art.
I do not recognize the word "play". You can play cards, horse races, checkers. You have to live on the stage.
The pearls that I will wear in the first act must be real, the capricious young actress demands.
Everything will be real, ”Ranevskaya reassures her. - Everything: pearls in the first act, and poison in the last.
About myself and life
All my life I have swum in the toilet with a butterfly stroke.
I am a social psychopath. Komsomol girl with an oar. You can feel me in the subway. It's me standing there, half bowed, in a bathing cap and copper panties, into which all the Octobrists strive to climb. I work in the metro as a sculpture. I was polished by so many paws that even the great prostitute Nana could envy me.
Companion of glory - loneliness.
You have to live in such a way that even the bastards remember you.
I was smart enough to live my life stupidly.
Who would know my loneliness? Damn him, this same talent that made me unhappy. But do the audience really love it? What's the matter? Why is it so hard in the theater? In the movies, too, Gangsters.
In Moscow, you can go out into the street dressed as God wills, and no one will pay attention. In Odessa, my print dresses cause general bewilderment - this is discussed in hairdressing salons, dental outpatient clinics, trams, and private homes. Everyone is upset by my monstrous "stinginess" - for no one believes in poverty.
Loneliness is a condition that cannot be cured.
Damned nineteenth century, damned upbringing: I can't stand when men are sitting.
Life passes and does not bow like an angry neighbor.
On different topics
Spelling errors in a letter are like bed bugs on a white blouse.
A fairy tale is when he married a frog, and she turned out to be a princess. A true story is when the opposite is true.
I spoke long and unconvincingly, as if I were talking about the friendship of peoples.
Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you start it, you should think about what is more important to you: everything or family.
Let it be a little gossip that should disappear between us.
I don't see faces, but personal insults.
So that we can see how much we overeat, our stomach is located on the same side as the eyes.
A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday but knows exactly how old she is is her husband.
It has always been incomprehensible to me - people are ashamed of poverty and not ashamed of wealth.
Do you understand my shallow thought?
A child from the first grade of school must be taught the science of loneliness.
Tolstoy said that there is no death, but there is love and memory of the heart. The memory of the heart is so painful, it would be better if it did not exist ... It would be better to kill the memory forever.
You know, when I saw this bald man on an armored car, I realized that we were in big trouble. (About Lenin)
This is not a room. This is a real well. I feel like a bucket that was dropped there.
"You won't believe it, Faina Georgievna, but no one has kissed me yet, except for the groom."
- "Are you boasting, my dear, or are you complaining?"
An employee of the Radio Committee N. constantly experienced dramas because of her love relationship with a colleague, whose name was Sima: either she sobbed because of another quarrel, then he left her, then she had an abortion from him Ranevskaya called her "HeraSima's victim".
Once Ranevskaya was asked: Why are beautiful women more successful than smart ones?
- It's obvious because there are very few blind men, and stupid men are a dime a dozen.
How many times does a woman blush in her life?
- Four times: on the wedding night, when she cheats on her husband for the first time, when she takes money for the first time, when she gives money for the first time.
And the man?
- Twice: the first time when the second cannot, the second when the first cannot.
Ranevskaya with all her family and huge luggage arrives at the station.
- It's a pity that we didn't take the piano, - says Faina Georgievna.
“Not witty,” one of the escorts remarks.
- Really not witty, - Ranevskaya sighs. - The fact is that
I left all the tickets on the piano.
Once Yuri Zavadsky, artistic director of the Theater. Moscow City Council, where she worked
Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya (and with whom she had far from
cloudless relationship), shouted in the heat of the actress: "Faina Georgievna,
you gobbled up my whole directorial idea with your game! "" That's what I have
the feeling that I ate shit!" Ranevskaya retorted.
Today I killed 5 flies: two males and three females.
- How did you define it?
“Two sat on a beer bottle, and three on a mirror,” Faina Georgievna explained.
Some man pushed Ranevskaya walking down the street, and even cursed with dirty words. Faina Georgievna told him:
- For a number of reasons, I cannot now answer you with the words you use. But I sincerely hope that when you return home, your mother will jump out of the gateway and bite you properly.
Actors discuss at a troupe meeting of a comrade who is accused of homosexuality:
"This is the molestation of youth, this is a crime"
My God, an unfortunate country where a person cannot dispose of his ass, Ranevskaya sighed.
"Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions," Ranevskaya explains sternly: "There are, in fact, only two perversions: field hockey and ice ballet."
Explaining to someone why the condom is white, Ranevskaya said:
"Because white makes you fat."
I don’t drink, I don’t smoke anymore, and I never cheated on my husband because I never had one, Ranevskaya said, anticipating possible questions from a journalist.
So, the journalist does not lag behind, so you don’t have any shortcomings at all?
In general, no, Ranevskaya answered modestly, but with dignity.
And after a short pause she added:
True, I have a big ass and sometimes I lie a little!
If at the time of Ranevskaya there was the Internet and Facebook, then her statements would collect at least a million likes!
Faina Georgievna Ranevskaya is the most talented theater and film actress of the USSR. She can safely be called one of the greatest Russian actresses of the 20th century. For her achievements in the cinema, journalists called her the "queen of the second plan."
In the modern world, Faina Ranevskaya is remembered not for her roles, but for her witty statements, most of which were scattered into quotes.
An amazing actress with a great sense of humor became famous thanks to her amazing performance in the silent film Pyshka (1934) by Mikhail Romm. By the way, the familiar character Freken Bock from the cartoon "Carlson is back" (1970) was copied from Faina Ranevskaya, she also voiced this "housekeeper".
Let's remember her most cynical and caustic statements, which are considered classics. You probably used her quote without even knowing who said it first.
Let's play hooligans and remember the best abusive phrases of the legendary Faina Ranevskaya.
1. Annoying fans
Phrase: "PionEra, go to ** poo!"
Faina Georgievna was terribly annoyed when, seeing her on the street, passers-by (especially children) began to shout: “Mulya, don’t make me nervous!” One day, a crowd of schoolchildren surrounded her, joyfully chanting the famous phrase from "The Foundling." Then Ranevskaya said in her hearts: “Pioneers, go to ** ny!”
A similar fate befell the Timurovites, who came home to the actress with an offer to help with the housework. "PionEra! Join hands - and go to ** poo! she said and slammed the door.
By the way, once for the love of a joke about Mulya, even Brezhnev got it. He could not resist and repeated it, pinning the Order of Lenin to Ranevskaya’s chest, to which he received an angry rebuke: “Leonid Ilyich, that’s what boys or hooligans call me!” “Forgive me, but I love you very much,” the Secretary General was embarrassed.
2. Against pathos
Phrase: "Under every peacock tail there is a chicken ** pa"
This aphorism is perhaps the most famous among Ranevskaya's statements: “Under the most beautiful peacock tail lies the most ordinary chicken ** pa. So less pathos, gentlemen!"
Very few people managed to express their attitude to life, to colleagues and to themselves so accurately. By the way, recently, during another Twitter scandal, this expression was addressed to TV presenter Ksenia Sobchak, who had previously used Ranevskaya's aphorism about pionEras to journalists. In general, with the help of the exchange of well-aimed phrases by Faina Georgievna, a new round of Sobchak's loud quarrel with the paparazzi was avoided. At least for now.
3. About freedom of choice
Phrase: "Everyone is free to dispose of his ** sing as he wants"
In general, the obscene word of four letters was one of Faina Georgievna's favorites. Once she answered this to a certain meticulous journalist: “I am not shy about Mata. And in my vocabulary, my favorite word is “** pa”, and not “excellent”.
Ranevskaya proved this at a party meeting in the theater, where one of the actors, suspected of homosexual relationships, was ardently branded for unworthy behavior of a Soviet art worker. “Everyone is free to dispose of his ** sing as he wants,” said the artist. “So I pick mine up and fuck off!”
4. With criticism in life
Phrase: “Do you know, dear, what shit is? ... So, compared to my life, it is jam.”
So summed up Ranevskaya. Until a very old age, she remained in demand in cinema and theater, the roles she created, including episodic ones, were quoted and loved by the Soviet audience. At the same time, the inconsistency of character led to the fact that Faina Georgievna lived in complete solitude - not counting her beloved mongrel named Boy and the Siamese cat Tiki.
Everyone knows Faina Ranevskaya's quotes. In principle, the current fame of Faina Georgievna is largely due to her well-aimed witticisms and aphorisms. Why her acting talent was not appreciated, but Ranevskaya's statements are still popular is a mystery to everyone ... We have collected Ranevskaya's most successful quotes.
The best funny aphorisms of Faina Ranevskaya
Sclerosis cannot be cured, but it can be forgotten.
When I die, bury me and write on the monument: "Died of disgust."
I feel myself, but not well.
Why are all women so stupid.
Baldness is a slow but progressive transformation of the head into a f...pu. First in form, then in content.
My dear, if you want to lose weight - eat naked and in front of a mirror!
Many complain about their appearance, and no one complains about their brains.
When I retire, I will do absolutely nothing. The first months I will just sit in a rocking chair.
- And then?
- And then I'll start to swing.
I am watching this film for the fourth time and I must tell you that today the actors played like never before.
When a jumper has pain in her legs, she jumps while sitting.
A smart man knows how to get out of a difficult situation, but a wise man will never get into it.
And what nature does to man.
God made women beautiful to be loved by men, and stupid to be loved by men.
The queen of the second plan and the queen of aphorisms, most of which became winged, lived a long, eventful life, full of drama and loneliness. It is quite possible that it was loneliness that influenced Ranevskaya's specific sense of humor. Not everyone will be able to give out joke after joke almost all their lives (the actress lived for 88 years). Many believe that the actress came up with the witticisms on purpose. But Faina Georgievna didn’t even come up with quotes and aphorisms, but they simply came to her by themselves, involuntarily - bang, a new funny statement is ready.
Apt quotes about men, women and love
Ranevskaya performed at one of the literary and theatrical evenings. During the discussion, a girl of about sixteen asked: - Faina Georgievna, what is love? Ranevskaya thought and said: - I forgot. And after a second she added: - But I remember that this is something very pleasant.
- Faina Georgievna, what does a woman look like if you put her upside down? - To the piggy bank. - And the man? - On a hanger.
Here you get married - then you will understand what happiness is But it will be too late.
- If a woman tells a man that he is the smartest, then she understands that she will not find another such fool.
Ranevskaya returns from the tour. Coupe conversation. One says: "I'll return home and confess everything to my husband." Second: "Well, you are brave." Third: "Well, you're stupid." Ranevskaya: "Well, you have a memory."
Having gone - having nothing to do on tour during the day - to the zoo, the artists saw an unusual deer, on the head of which, instead of two horns, there were as many as four. Replicas were heard: - What a strange animal! What's the focus? - I think, - Ranevskaya boomed, - that this is just a widower who had the imprudence to marry again.
Once Faina Ranevskaya asked Anna Akhmatova: - Who is the husband of a sheep? Akhmatova said: - Sheep, so there is nothing to envy.
Lesbianism, homosexuality, masochism, sadism are not perversions, - Ranevskaya strictly explains: There are, in fact, only two perversions: field hockey and ballet on ice.
- You will not believe it, Faina Georgievna, but no one has kissed me yet, except for the groom. Are you boasting, my dear, or are you complaining?
If a woman walks with her head down, she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head held high, she has a lover! If a woman keeps her head straight - she has a lover! And in general - if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!
The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman gives birth to the heroine mother. The union of a stupid woman and a smart man creates a single mother. The union of a smart woman and a stupid man gives rise to an ordinary family. The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to easy flirting.
A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband.
More than anything in my life, I loved falling in love.
A scandalous person, a lonely and vulnerable soul, a caustic lady with a thick voice, a homegrown philosopher with a cigarette and just an actress who can replace the whole group with herself. This is all - Faina Ranevskaya. She has a lot of various awards and titles, has played more than four dozen roles in cinema and theater. At the same time, Ranevskaya spoke not at all flatteringly about her filming in films: “The money is eaten, but the shame remains.” Despite this sarcasm, the audience remembered the images of her movie heroines forever, which is especially valuable, given that the actress did not have the main roles. The apt phrase about money is just one of the witty phrases that she left behind. In principle, Faina Georgievna's statements were not very optimistic ... Ranevskaya's quotes are funny and sad at the same time.
Faina Ranevskaya's catchphrases
How I envy the brainless.
Life passes and does not bow like an angry neighbor.
As life slipped by, I never even heard the nightingales sing.
A person's passport is his misfortune, because a person must always be eighteen, and a passport only reminds you that you cannot live like an eighteen year old.
Old age is when it’s not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.
I still remember decent people... God, how old I am.
Companion of glory - loneliness.
Getting old is boring, but it's the only way to live long.
Optimism is a lack of information.
I was smart enough to live my life stupidly.
When they don't give me a role, I feel like a pianist whose hands have been cut off.
The brain has a second half, well ... py and pills, but I was originally whole.
Life is too short to waste it on diets, greedy men and bad moods.
All my life I've been terribly afraid of stupid people. Especially grandma. You never know how to talk to them without going down to their level.
Our people are the most gifted, kind and conscientious. But almost somehow it turns out that constantly, eighty percent, we are surrounded by idiots, scammers and creepy ladies without dogs. Trouble!
Now, when a person is embarrassed to say that he does not want to die, he says this: he really wants to survive in order to see what happens next. As if, if not for this, he would immediately be ready to lie down in the coffin.
Thoughts are drawn to the beginning of life - it means that life is coming to an end.
Half of the lies that are being spread about me are not true.
Memories are the wealth of old age.
I don't drink, I don't smoke anymore and I never cheated on my husband - because I never had one.
How much love, but there is no one to go to the pharmacy.
When I was 20 years old, I only thought about love. Now I just like to think.
They live together. Like husband and wife. Although no. They live much better.
They had different tastes: she loved men, and he loved women.
Old age is when it’s not bad dreams that bother you, but bad reality.
Faina Ranevskaya's quotes are not only sparkling humor and a sarcastic look at difficult everyday situations, but also a powerful boost of energy and optimism. They should be taken as a cure for everyday troubles and stupid people, blunders and mistakes. Get a dose of wise, ironic, serious and caustic injections from the great actress Faina Ranevskaya.
Faina Ranevskaya: quotes about life and love
Ranevskaya is a monumental personality of the Soviet theater and cinema. Whatever role she got, the actress played her in such a way that she overshadowed the main characters. Her film quotes (“Mulya, don’t make me nervous!”, “What a smart look this blockhead has”, “Beauty is a terrible force”, etc.) have long become catchphrases.
Faina Ranevskaya was distinguished by her integrity of personality, therefore, without embarrassing anyone, she honestly and frankly expressed her attitude to life, people and the world as a whole. Her quotes about life, humorous and caustic, penetratingly accurate and serious, are a storehouse of wisdom for the modern generation.
If you need insight - spiritual insight regarding your being, then read quotes about life, authored by the famous actress:
Life passes and does not bow like an angry neighbor.
It’s scary when you’re eighteen inside, when you admire beautiful music, poetry, painting, and it’s time for you, you haven’t done anything, but you’re just starting to live!
Life is too short to spoil it with diets, greedy men and bad moods!
I am amused by the excitement of people over trifles, I myself was the same fool. Now, before the finish, I understand clearly that everything is empty. All you need is kindness and compassion.
Be happy, because it's so annoying to everyone.
Human life largely depends on who you have to contact and communicate with. Among such people there are not only noble and intelligent people, but also unworthy and primitive ones.
If a person has done evil to you - you give him candy, he is evil to you - you give him candy ... And so on until this creature develops diabetes.
There are people who just want to approach and ask if it is difficult to live without brains ...
A black cat is not at all interested in what gray mice say about her !!!
What kind of world surrounds us? How many crazy people are around ... but how fun it is with them!
Clever thoughts Ranevskaya clothed in an elegant phrase, which immediately became an aphorism. This is one of the manifestations of the extraordinary talent of the actress.
Her statements about life are a huge life experience, multiplied by a penetrating mind:
If suddenly you become bad for someone, then a lot of good has been done for this person!!!
You have to live in such a way that even the bastards remember you.
... My God, how life slipped by, I never even heard the nightingales sing.
Horseradish, put on the opinions of others, provides a calm and happy life.
People make their own problems - no one forces them to choose boring professions, marry the wrong people or buy uncomfortable shoes.
Ranevskaya's aphorisms will become an excellent lifeline in the ocean of life, a life motto and a great way to dispel oppressive thoughts and bad moods.
Faina Ranevskaya about men and women
Faina Ranevskaya was distinguished by a very insightful look when it came to various everyday situations, and first of all, the relationship of the sexes. She did not bypass her attention and love. Her phrases about love amaze with frankness and subtle irony, behind which the bitter truth of life is hidden:
The tragedy of men: some women are not to their liking, others are too tough, and still others are too expensive!!!
There is such love that it is better to immediately replace it with execution.
Women are smarter than men. Have you ever heard of a woman who would lose her head just because a man has beautiful legs?
God made women beautiful so that men could love them, and stupid so they could love men.
Only the ugly are always jealous of their husbands, my dears, but we, the beauties, are not up to it, we are jealous of strangers.
Quotes about relationships from Faina Ranevskaya are an impartial analysis and an accurate definition of the main contradictions, thanks to which representatives of the opposite sexes converge. These aphorisms show sadness because of the imperfect nature of men and women:
A real man is a man who remembers a woman's birthday exactly and never knows how old she is. A man who never remembers a woman's birthday, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband.
If a woman walks with her head down, she has a lover! If a woman walks with her head held high, she has a lover! If a woman keeps her head straight - she has a lover! And in general - if a woman has a head, then she has a lover!
Once Ranevskaya was asked the question: “Why are beautiful women more successful than smart ones?” To which Ranevskaya replied: “It’s obvious - after all, there are very few blind men, and there are a dime a dozen stupid ones.”
Ranevskaya was asked if she knew the reasons for the divorce of a familiar couple. Faina Georgievna replied: "They had different tastes - she loved men, and he loved women."
Faina Ranevskaya was never married, so she was very skeptical about the institution of marriage. She believed that in such a union, someone must necessarily lose their "I". Therefore, her statements about the family are striking in sarcasm, inspired by the sadness of loneliness:
Family replaces everything. Therefore, before you start it, you should think about what is more important to you - everything or family.
The union of a stupid man and a stupid woman gives birth to the heroine mother. The union of a stupid woman and a smart man creates a single mother. The union of a smart woman and a stupid man gives rise to an ordinary family. The union of a smart man and a smart woman gives rise to easy flirting.
The second half is in the brain, assholes and pills. And I am whole.
If you get married, Alyoshenka, then you will understand what happiness is. But it will be too late.
Faina Ranevskaya was at the wedding of friends. When a dove shatted on the groom's shoulder, she said: "Here are the newlyweds, the dove is a symbol of the fact that your freedom has flown away and shat goodbye."
Faina Ranevskaya combined vulnerability, sensitivity, restless and unrestrained nature in the manifestation of feelings. Add to this a sharp mind, observation and the ability to see the true motives of people's behavior, then you will understand why her statements so accurately reflect the main conflicts of our life, our delusions.
Take her aphorisms as Gestalt therapy techniques: they show the true face of a person, his actions and relationships.
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