A humorous re-enactment of the turnip fairy tale for the New Year. "Turnip" in a new way: a scenario for playing out

The fairy tales “Turnip” and “Kolobok” are familiar to us from childhood. Now we will try to remember them, but we will do it “in an adult way.” Interesting scenes with familiar characters will decorate any holiday and amuse all guests.

Try these remakes of fairy tales for a drunk company of role-players!

A funny fairy tale “Turnip” for adult holidays

First you need to select seven people who will participate in the skit. One leader is needed.

Participants must learn their roles, but don't be discouraged - the words are very simple and easy to remember. Guests of almost any age category can participate in the skit.

The presenter must say the name of the hero, and he, in turn, must say his words. In this competition, participants can sit at a table. The exception is the turnip, which must be located on a chair and constantly do something.

During the skit, the presenter should not remain silent, but, if possible, comment on what is happening.

The scene requires musical accompaniment. It is advisable to choose Russian folk music. If you wish, you can give prizes to the best actors.

Turnip - Hey, man, put your hands away, I'm still underage!
Grandfather - Oh, my health has already become bad.
Now there's going to be booze!
Baba - Somehow my grandfather stopped satisfying me.

Granddaughter - I’m almost ready!
Hey, grandpa, grandma, I'm late, my friends are waiting for me!
Zhuchka - Are you calling me a bug again? I'm actually a bug!
This is not my job!

Cat - what is the dog doing on the playground? I’m going to feel bad now – I’m allergic!
Mouse - How about we have a drink?

Modern fairy tale “Kolobok” for a fun company

What other fairy tales have roles for drunken company? This tale should also involve about seven participants. Accordingly, you need to choose actors who will play the roles of grandmother, grandfather, hare, fox, bun, wolf, and also bear.

Grandfather and grandmother had no children. They were completely disappointed, but the bun changed their whole lives. He became their salvation and hope - they doted on him.

For example:

Grandfather and grandmother were already tired of waiting for the kolobok and constantly looked into the distance, hoping for his return, but he never came.
The moral of this fable is this: You shouldn’t hope for the love of a bun, but it’s better to have your own children.

A funny fairy tale for active guests of the celebration

We select five actors who will play the role of a chicken, a king, a bunny, a fox and a butterfly. The text should be read by the presenter:

“The fairy-tale kingdom was ruled by an optimist king. He decided to take a walk through a beautiful park and jumped up and down all the way, waving his arms.

The king was very joyful and saw a beautiful butterfly. He decided to catch her, but the butterfly only mocked him - she screamed obscene words, made faces, and stuck out her tongue.

Well, then the butterfly got tired of mocking the king and flew away into the forest. The king was not really offended, but only became more amused and began to laugh.

The cheerful king did not expect that a bunny would appear in front of him and got scared, standing in the ostrich pose. The bunny did not understand why the king was standing in such an inappropriate position - and he himself was scared. The bunny stands, his paws are trembling, and he screams in an inhuman voice, asking for help.

At this time, the proud fox returned to work. A beauty worked at a poultry farm and brought home a chicken. As soon as she saw the bunny and the king, she was scared. The chicken did not waste a moment and jumped out, hitting the fox on the back of the head.

The hen turned out to be very lively and the first thing she did was peck the king. The king straightened up in surprise and took a normal position. The bunny became even more scared, and she jumped into the fox’s arms, taking her by the ears. The fox realized that she needed to move her feet and ran.

The king looked around, laughed and decided to continue on his way with the chicken. They took hold of the handles and walked towards the castle. No one knows what will happen to the chicken next, but the king will definitely treat her to delicious champagne, like all the other guests of the celebration.”

The host invites the listeners to pour glasses and drink to the king and the chicken.

A humorous fairy tale for a group of adults

First of all, you need to select heroes. Both animate and inanimate objects will take part in this tale.

You need to select characters to play the role of a kitten and a magpie. You need to choose guests who will play the role of the sun, wind, paper and porch.

Participants must depict what their hero needs to do.

“The little kitten went for a walk. It was warm and the sun was shining, showering everyone with its rays. The cute kitten lay down on the porch and began to look at the sun, constantly squinting.

Suddenly, talkative magpies sat down on the fence in front of him. They were arguing about something and had a very loud dialogue. The kitten became interested, so he began to carefully crawl towards the fence. The magpies did not pay any attention to the baby and continued to chatter.

The kitten had almost reached its target and jumped, and the birds flew away. Nothing worked out for the kid, and he began to look around, hoping to find another hobby.

A light breeze began to blow outside - and the kitten noticed a piece of paper that was rustling. The kitten decided not to waste the moment and attacked its target. After scratching and biting it a little, he realized that he was not interested in a simple piece of paper - and let it go. The piece of paper flew further, and out of nowhere a rooster suddenly appeared.

The rooster was very proud and raised his head high. The bird stopped and crowed. Then the chickens came running to the rooster and surrounded him on all sides. The kitten realized that he had finally found something to entertain himself with.

Without hesitation, he rushed to the chickens and took one of them by the tail. The bird did not allow itself to be offended and pecked painfully. The animal was very scared and began to run away. However, everything was not so simple - the neighbor’s puppy was already waiting for him.

A small dog began to jump on the kitten and wanted to bite. The kitten realized that he needed to return home and hit the dog painfully with his nails. The puppy got scared and let the kitten pass. It was then that the kitten realized that he was a winner, albeit wounded.

Returning to the porch, the kitten began to lick the wound left by the chicken, and then fell asleep stretched out. The kitten had strange dreams - and he kept twitching his paws in his sleep. This is how the kitten met the street for the first time.”

The scene ends with thunderous applause from the guests. If you wish, you can reward the most artistic actor with a prize.

An interesting scene for birthdays and other adult holidays

I knew that Kudryavtsev had not forgotten my shot and did not trust me. Even though we spent the night in secret, he is wary of me. He could not trust an intelligent youth who knew nothing about the war.

Until I met Kudryavtsev, I did not know that I was such a bad soldier. After all, I couldn’t even wrap my footcloths properly and sometimes, when given the command “left,” I turned in the opposite direction. Besides, I was not at all friendly with a shovel.

Kudryavtsev did not understand me when, reading any news, I commented on it and made spatial comments. At that time, I was not yet a member of the party - and for some reason Kudryavtsev was already expecting some kind of trick from me.

Very often I caught his gaze on me. What did I see in his gaze? It’s probably because I’m untrained and inexperienced, but he forgives me for now, but one more mistake and he’ll kill me! I wanted to become a better person and promised myself that I would definitely be a disciplined soldier and learn everything that was necessary. I had the opportunity to show all my abilities in practice.

We were sent to guard the bridge, which was often shelled. A lot of reinforcements, as well as literature, were constantly sent to the place of work...

My job was to check the passes of people who crossed the bridge. The Whites often opened fire on the post where I was. The shells hit the water and splashed me. The shells fell close to me, and the bridge ceiling was already destroyed. Any minute could have been my last, but I gave myself a condition that I still wouldn’t leave the bridge.

How did I feel? I did not feel a sense of fear - I was already ready for death. I saw beautiful landscapes in the distance, but they did not make me happy. I felt that I would never leave this post. However, one thought forced me to stand further - Kudryavtsev sees me and approves of my actions.

It seemed to me that I had been standing at this post for several hours, but in fact it was only a few minutes - as long as it took Kudryavtsev to run to me. I didn’t understand what Kudryavtsev needed from me. Then he pulled my belt forcefully, and I came to my senses.

- Get out of here quickly! - said the man.

As soon as we left the bridge, a strong shell hit him.

- Do you see what's happening? Why were you standing there? You could have killed me too!

I sighed, but Kudryavtsev did not finish.

- However, you are still doing well, because you showed that you know the charter and were inviolable. You deserve praise. But even if this is a thing of the past, I would like you to use your brain. The bridge was destroyed a long time ago, why were you standing there? What was the point of this? Was everyone ready to check passes? If you had been smarter and had not gone to office yourself, I would not have punished you!

After this incident, Kudryavtsev’s attitude towards me changed. He talked about himself and sometimes asked about me. Despite the fact that he was not a member of the party, he considered himself a Bolshevik. This man helped me believe in myself, so his approval was very important to me.

I still remember one incident. We talked about what we would do after we defeated the whites. I said that I dreamed of becoming a writer who would depict the peaceful brotherhood of all peoples. Kudryavtsev listened to me and looked at the fire.

“You have an excellent goal,” he said. “You have a long way to go, Lebedinsky!”

Funny tales based on roles for drunken company

It’s not bad if the role of the mouse that solves the whole problem goes to the leader or the hero of the occasion. Seven players-characters from the fairy tale Repka take part. The presenter distributes roles. The game is suitable for both children and adults. You can choose the characters' replicas - which ones you like best. or come up with your own.

Be careful!
1st player will turnip When the leader says the word "turnip", the player must say "Both-on" or “Both, that’s what I am...”

2nd player will grandfather When the leader says the word "grandfather", the player must say "I would kill" or “I would kill him, damn it”

3rd player will grandma. When the leader says the word "grandmother", the player must say "Oh-oh" or « Where are my 17 years old?

The 4th player will be granddaughter. When the leader says the word "granddaughter", the player must say "I'm not ready yet" or "I'm not ready"

The 5th player will be bug. When the leader says the word "Bug", the player must say "Woof-woof" or “Well, damn it, it’s a dog’s job.”

The 6th player will be cat. When the leader says the word "cat", the player must say "Meow-meow" or “Get the dog off the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!”

The 7th player will be mouse. When the presenter says the word "mouse", the player must say "Pee-pee" or “Okay, okay, you’ll be gored by a mosquito!”

The game begins, the presenter tells a fairy tale, and the players voice it.

Leading: Dear viewers! Would you like to see a fairy tale in a new way?

Familiar to the point of surprise, but with some additions... in one, well, very rural area, very far from fame, there lived a grandfather.

(Grandfather appears).
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: and grandfather planted a turnip.
(Turnip emerges)
Turnip: Both on! That's what I am!
Leading: Our turnip has grown big and big!
(Turnip emerges from behind the curtain)
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: Grandfather began to pull the turnip.
Grandfather:(leaning out from behind the curtain) I would kill him, damn it!
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: Grandfather called Grandfather.
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Grandma(emerging above the curtain): Where are my 17 years?!
Leading: grandma came...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Repka: Oba, that’s what I am!
Leading: They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out. Grandma is calling...

Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Granddaughter!
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: Didn't you put on lipstick? Granddaughter came...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready yet!
Leading: took on Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for the turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out... the Granddaughter is calling...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready!
Leading: Bug!
Bug: Damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: Bug came running...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work...
Leading: I took on my Granddaughter...
Granddaughter:: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather for Turnip...
Turnip: Both-on, that's what I am!
Leading: they pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out... she took the Bug...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading:: Cat!
Cat: Remove the dog from the site! I'm allergic to her fur! I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: The cat came running and grabbed onto the Bug...
Bug:
Leading:: The bug squealed...
Bug:(squealing) Well, damn it, it's a dog's job!
Leading: took on my granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I'm not ready...
Leading: granddaughter - for Grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma - for Grandfather...
Grandfather: I would kill him, damn it!
Leading: Grandfather - for the turnip...
turnip: Both on!
Leading:: They pull, they pull, they can’t pull it out. Suddenly, a Mouse appears from the barn with wide strides...
Mouse: Everything is okay, will the Mosquito gore you?
Leading: Out of necessity, she went out and did it under the Cat.
Cat: Take the dog away. I’m allergic to wool, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: How he screams in indignation...Mouse...Mouse: Everything is okay, will a mosquito gore you?
Leading: grabbed the Cat, Cat...
Cat: Take the dog away, I’m allergic to his fur, I can’t work without valerian!
Leading: The cat grabbed onto the Bug again...
Bug: Well, damn it, it's a piece of work!
Leading: The bug grabbed onto her granddaughter...
Granddaughter: I’m not ready...
Leading: Granddaughter flies to grandma...
Grandma: Where are my 17 years old?
Leading: Grandma broke into Dedka...
Grandfather: E-may, I would kill!
Leading: Then the mouse got angry, pushed the people away, grabbed the tops tightly and took out the root vegetable! Yes, apparently, by all accounts, this is not an ordinary mouse!
Mouse: It's okay, are you gored by a mosquito?
Turnip: Either way, that's what I am...
(Turnip jumps out and falls. Wiping away tears, Turnip hits the floor with his hat.)

You can come up with a fine as a punishment for those who go astray, for example, jump 5 times (for children) or drink a glass (for adults).

The fairy tale "Turnip - 2" - in a new way

The second tale is more complicated in that, in addition to words, each actor also needs to make appropriate movements. Therefore, before the fairy tale, right in front of the audience, you can rehearse.

Roles and their description:
turnip- at every mention of her, he raises his hands above his head in a ring and says: "Both on".
Grandfather- rubs his hands and says: "So-so".
Grandma- waves his fist at his grandfather and says: "I would kill".
Granddaughter- He rests his hands on his sides and says in a languid voice: "I'm ready".
Bug- wags his tail - "Bow-wow".
Cat- licks himself with his tongue - “Pssh-meow.”
Mouse- hides his ears, covering them with his palms - “Pee-pee-scat.”
Sun— stands on a chair and looks, and as the story progresses he moves to the other side of the “stage.”

Fairy tales can be played in the same way "Teremok", "Kolobok" etc.

If you wish, you can make masks. Print on a color printer and cut out, enlarging the picture to the desired size - depending on who the masks are needed for (children or adults).

Fairy tale, fairy tale! Everyone says they are only good for babies. This is an empty fantasy. Adults love fairy tales no less than children. Moreover, they know how to have fun sometimes, like children. To check this, you just need to turn to party stories.

Here's a funny fairy tale, Turnip, with roles to diversify the evening.

Russian fairy tale for the holidays for adults

A fairy tale for a corporate party has become incredibly popular relatively recently.

There is never a shortage of participants; everyone wants to be the hero of a fairy tale.

Everyone especially likes it when the fairy tale is costumed.

If the holiday is led by professionals in their field, they prepare fabulous attributes in advance. Hidden in their storerooms are wigs, ties, masks, children's pipes and drums.

But is it only interesting to act out a funny fairy tale at corporate events? Many guests also gather for home holidays, and they can also be entertained with a fun transformation.

The famous old Russian fairy tale “About the Turnip” in an original performance and with an unusual text will amuse everyone present and add ease and good mood to the evening.

Remade funny fairy tale Turnip with roles on video:

A few tips to help make your performance truly memorable:

1. Distribute roles in accordance with the acting characteristics of the guests.
2. Prepare costumes or their attributes.
3. Cosmetics or makeup must be used.
4. Text to print for each performer
5. Choose a presenter who should read the text of the fairy tale with pauses in which the heroes of the fairy tale begin to act.
6. As soon as the presenter names the next character, this is a signal to action for the artist playing this character.
7. Actors must be as artistic as possible.

Text of the skit for reading to the presenter and actors

One day my grandfather decided to grow a turnip in his garden. No sooner said than done. He planted a turnip. Time has passed. The grandfather went out into the garden in the morning and began to pull a turnip. What is it?

There is no way to get her out of the ground. Grandfather had to call grandmother. She came to help her grandfather. They began to pull the turnip out of the ground. The grandmother grabbed onto the grandfather, and the grandfather pulled the turnip. What's happened? Again nothing works.

The grandmother called to her granddaughter. The granddaughter came running and began to help her grandfather and grandmother. They grabbed each other, strained, but nothing came of it: the turnip was sitting tightly.

The granddaughter decided to call the dog Zhuchka. Bug rushed over and was glad that she could help. They stood in a line one after another: behind the grandfather - the woman, behind the woman - the granddaughter, behind the granddaughter - Zhuchka. We took up the turnip, but there was no result. Just as the turnip sat firmly in the ground, it still sits.

Bug had to call the Cat. And she is right there. Together, not too heavy, they pull, pull, pull, pull. What is it? What a big turnip! The Cat is calling the Mouse. Last hope for the baby. Water wears away stones, and so it is in this case: everyone holds on to each other tightly - they pull the turnip. One - two! So they pulled out the turnip!
Funny fairy tale Turnip with roles for children.

Phrases for actors of a fun theatrical performance

And these words should be distributed to the “actors”; they will say them every time they are mentioned by the presenters.

Turnip: Man, hands off, I'm still underage!
Here you go!
And here I am!

Grandfather: Well, come on!
We divide everything equally and according to burrows!
I totally give it up, he's being naughty!
Now let's have some fun!

Grandmother: Grandfather no longer satisfies me.
I'm in a hurry - I'm in a hurry!

Granddaughter: Let's hurry up, I'll be so late for the dance!

Zhuchka: I'm not Zhuchka, have you forgotten? I'm a Bug!
Work like a dog!
Maybe we'd better smoke?

Cat: Give me some valerian!
Who brought the dog to the playground? I'm allergic to them!

Mouse: Hurray! It's working!
Maybe we should have a drink?

Such tales are in demand both at home and at work parties. You can come up with your own lines for the characters.

Everyone knows their colleagues and household members well, all the guests who will gather for the holiday. In accordance with the level of education and the ability to laugh at oneself, you should choose phrases for fairy-tale characters. The host must be very attentive to every word that will be heard at the party in the text of the fairy tale.

It is better to offer such entertainment to all guests when several toasts have already been said, when everyone has already become acquainted, if there are any. When everyone is ready to take any jokes, you can offer to become actors for a while and play improvised theater. If the guests know each other well, everything will go off with a bang!

Everything that happens can be filmed and then carefully demonstrated to all participants in the theatrical performance. Laugh at yourself together, get excited about the idea of ​​staging a new fairy tale - and now you already have something to do at the next holiday.

When preparing for the next party, you can give all the guests the task of making costumes for the following fairy tale characters. You can think through the plot and phrases of future heroes in advance.

Sketch-Tale about Turnip with roles

Scenario for the fairy tale "Turnip in a new way" (for puppet theater - glove puppets)

Characters (preschoolers 4-5 years old):
Presenter (adult)
turnip
Grandfather
Grandma
Granddaughter
Bug
Cat
Mouse
There is a screen on the stage. On the screen there is decoration - a hut, a fence, trees.

Leading: A fairy tale is the best
The main thing is, believe me,
What about the golden key?
There will always be a door.

Sit quietly, children,
Yes, listen about the turnip
The fairy tale may be small
Yes, about important matters.
Either: Dear viewers!
Would you like to see a fairy tale?
A fairy tale about a turnip in a new way
Everyone is happy to tell you.
Leading:
Grandfather and grandmother lived and lived.
We lived well and did not grieve.
Shared shelter with them:
Cat, granddaughter,
Mouse and Bug.
Grandfather comes out onto the porch
And he starts such a speech
(Grandfather leaves the house)
Grandfather: I will plant a seed in the ground in the spring
I will enclose it with a high fence
Grow, my turnip, in the garden,
May everything be okay with you.
Leading: The earth was watered together,
They fertilized and loosened.
Finally the day has come
A sprout also appeared.
(The turnip begins to gradually “grow” - appear from behind the fence)
Growing turnip
Grandfather cared and cherished!
Surprising everyone with its size,
The turnip has grown big!
(The turnip appeared completely)
In the Guinness book she
Claims without difficulty.
She rose from behind the fence,
Filled with sweet juice.

Grandfather: What a turnip, what a miracle!
And you are big and beautiful!
And how strong it is!
I don’t know how I’ll get it out!
(He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out)
Grandfather: One cannot cope alone!
I need to call my grandma!
(Granny leaves the house)
Grandma: Wait a minute! Run Run!
And I will help you, grandfather!
Be quick, grandpa.
Together we will pull out the turnip!
How to pull? Which side?
Grandfather: You grab your sides
Pull me with all your might!
(They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out)
Leading: No result to be seen
They started calling their granddaughter for help:
Grandma: Our turnip is the record holder -
It sat in the ground very firmly!
Granddaughter: Wait, grandma and grandpa.
I'll help you pull the turnip.
I’m already in a hurry to help you.
Where is he - a naughty vegetable?
Grandfather: Get up quickly, pull!
Granddaughter: No, the three of us can't handle it,
Maybe we should call Zhuchka?
Bug, throw a bone,
Let's pull out the turnip!
Bug: What's that noise and what's that fight?
I'm tired as a dog.
And now right under your nose
The turnip grew without asking.
What kind of riot is this, woof!
Get out of the garden, turnip!
Granddaughter: Stand behind me, pull
Come on, together! One two Three!
Bug: We can't survive without a cat,
Let him help us a little!
(The bug calls the cat)
Cat: From ears to tail
The cat is simply beautiful.
Because this fur coat
Not clothes, but a dream.
So as not to get your paws dirty,
I put on gloves.
Bug: You, Murka, quickly run to the mistress
Leading: The five of us already skillfully
They got down to business.
They're about to pull it out
Such a stubborn root vegetable!
A mouse ran past
The cat saw the mouse:
Cat: Wait, don't run away!
Help us out, friend!
Leading: Grandfather said:
Grandfather: We got together together
We need to pull out the turnip!
Mouse: Get together in a row
Leading: So they pulled out the turnip,
That she sat firmly in the ground.
The miracle vegetable is on the table...
The fairy tale is over already.
The essence of this tale is simple:
Always help everyone!
Together: We worked happily and together now,
Friendship matters - there was a story about that.
Leading: We told you a fairy tale, whether it’s good or bad,
and now we ask you to clap!
The presenter introduces the artists one by one. The children bow and leave the stage to the music.

GRANDFATHER'S WORDS
1.Grandfather: I’ll plant a seed in the ground in the spring
I will enclose it with a high fence
Grow, my turnip, in the garden,
So that everything is okay with you
2. Grandfather: What a turnip, what a marvel!
And you are big and beautiful!
And how strong it is!
I don’t know how I’ll get it out!
(Pulls and pulls, but cannot pull)
Grandfather: You can’t cope alone!
I need to call my grandma!
3.Grandfather: You grab your sides,
Pull me with all your might!
4.Grandfather: Get up quickly, pull!
Come on, together: one, two, three!
5.Grandfather: We got along together,
We need to pull out the turnip! All together: We worked cheerfully and amicably now,

BABA'S WORDS
1. Grandma: Wait! Run Run!
And I will help you, grandfather!
Be quick, grandpa.
Together we will pull out the turnip!
How to pull? Which side? 2. Grandma: Our turnip is the record holder -
It sat in the ground very firmly!
Friendship matters, there was a story about that.

WORDS OF A GRANDDAUGHTER
1. Granddaughter: Wait, grandma and grandpa.
I'll help you pull the turnip.
I’m already in a hurry to help you.
Where is he - a naughty vegetable? 2. Granddaughter: No, the three of us can’t handle it,
Maybe we should call Zhuchka?
Bug, throw a bone,
Let's pull out the turnip!
3. Granddaughter: Stand behind me, pull
Come on, together! One two Three! All together: We worked cheerfully and amicably now,
Friendship matters, there was a story about that.

WORDS BUGS
1. Bug: What’s that noise and what’s that fight?
I'm tired as a dog.
And now right under your nose
The turnip grew without asking.
What kind of riot is this, woof!
Get out of the garden, turnip!
2. Bug: We can’t survive without a cat,
Let him help us a little!
3. Bug: You, Murka, quickly run to the mistress
And help me pull the turnip out of the ground.
All together: We worked cheerfully and amicably now,
Friendship matters, there was a story about that.

CAT WORDS
1.Cat: From ears to tail
The cat is simply beautiful.
Because this fur coat
Not clothes, but a dream.
So as not to get your paws dirty,
I put on gloves.
And I will comb my fluffy mustache for beauty.

2.Cat: Wait, don’t run away!
Help us out, friend!

All together: We worked cheerfully and amicably now,
Friendship matters, there was a story about that.

WORDS OF THE MOUSE
Mouse: Get together in a row
Eh, once again, let’s pull out the turnip now
All together: We worked cheerfully and amicably now,
Friendship matters, there was a story about that.

TURNIP ON THE NEW LAD

Characters: Presenter, Turnip, Grandfather, Grandmother, Granddaughter, Bug, Cat, Mouse.

Images:

Presenter - girl in a smart dress.

Turnip - a bright yellow fluffy sundress, on the head there are 4-5 braids, into which bright green ribbons are woven.

Grandfather- Russian folk shirt, belt, watering can.

Grandma– Russian folk sundress, beads, a scarf tied on his head, a laptop in his hands.

Granddaughter- a shiny outfit, a bow on her head, a small handbag in her hands.

Bug- a dog costume, additional antennae on the head, face painting.

Murka– cat costume, face painting.

Mouse – preferably the largest boy in the class. Mouse costume, dumbbells in hands.

Leading:

Dear viewers:

Teachers, parents,

Now our class

A story will tell you about Turnip.

We will try our best

And we can cope with the anxiety!

So, let's go-and-and-and-and-and!

Leading: Grandfather tried to plant Turnip.

The grandfather comes out from behind the scenes, dragging Turnip along with him. The turnip kicks and resists with all its might.

Grandfather: What kind of vegetables are so harmful! I wanted to plant a cucumber, but he refused. He asked for carrots - she has things to do, you see! At least I should raise a normal turnip, otherwise grandma keeps grumbling that I’m a slacker... (Repka) Sit down. (Turnip shakes his head) Sit down, I say! (Turnip squats) Grow!

turnip(flirtatiously): I don’t want to!

Grandfather: Oh oh oh! How capricious we are! Grow!

Turnip: Well, water me or something...

Grandfather is watering.

Turnip: Feed now.

Grandfather: Eh...Will you have some candy?

Turnip: Give me your candy, miser!

Turnip eats candy, grandfather goes backstage.

Leading: The turnip has grown very, very big. What's the point? Not sweet. And also harmful...

The turnip reluctantly, slowly rises, stretches to its full height, stretches, demonstrating how big it is!

Leading: Grandfather came to pull the turnip...

Phonogram “Track 2 TURNIP”

Grandfather is trying to pull out the turnip. Turnip is indignant.

Turnip: What are you doing? I'm an advanced Repka, I'll complain! I'll go to court... Save it! I'm pulling it out!

Grandfather: Let me pull you out and go wherever you want.

Turnip: Well, I do not! Russians don't give up!

Leading: He pulls and pulls, but he can’t pull it out. Grandfather called Grandfather.

Grandfather: Grandma, come here.

Phonogram “Track 3 BABKA”

Grandma comes out. She has a laptop in her hands. Grandma’s face is horrified because she has problems with the computer. The grandmother performs an impromptu dance to the music.

Grandma: How these viruses tormented me, if only you knew. What do you have here? Turnip? Oh, what a device!!! Let us scan it, archive it and send it to Baba Nyura by email!

Grandfather: Let's get her out first and cook some porridge!

Phonogram “Track 2 TURNIP”

Start to pull together

Leading: They pull and pull... They can’t pull it out.

Grandfather: Call, Grandma, the younger generation!

Leading: Grandmother called her Granddaughter.

Grandma: Granddaughter! Come here, here you need to extract one file...

Phonogram “Track 4 Granddaughter”

Granddaughter enters.

Grandfather: Granddaughter, help me pull out the turnip.

Granddaughter: Oh, why did you plant a turnip? It would be better if you planted potatoes. And preferably fries right away. Like McDonald's. Well, okay, let's get her out quickly, otherwise I have to run to the disco. I'm already late.

Phonogram “Track 2 TURNIP”

Leading: They pull and pull, but they can’t pull it out... Granddaughter called the Bug.

Granddaughter: Bug, come to me!

Zhuchka comes out. He has a headband with beetle antennae on his head.

Phonogram “Track 5 BUG”

Bug: I'm not a bug. I (proudly)- Bug!

All(horrified): Insect???

Bug: Don't panic. I was joking. Zhuchka, I'm Zhuchka. How can I help?

Granddaughter: Let's pull the turnip together!

Phonogram “TRACK 2 TURNIP”

Leading: Pull - pull. They can't pull it out. She called Murka the Bug.

Bug: Murochka, Murochka, come here, dear!

Murka comes out.

Phonogram “TRACK 6 MURKA”

Murka: This is how you, Zhuchka, spoke: “Murochka!” And just yesterday she chased me up a tree and tore out tufts of fur! F-f-f-f-f-f... (Hisses at Zhuchka)

Bug(attacks Murka): Woof woof woof!

Granddaughter: Girls, don't quarrel! Let's better pull out the turnip!

Phonogram “TRACK 2 TURNIP”

Leading: Pull - pull. They can't pull it out! Murka called Mouse.

Murka: Mouse, run here! There is a deal!

A mouse enters. Big, pumped up muscles, stern face.

Phonogram “Track 7 MOUSE”

He stops, realizing that he is not speaking intimidatingly enough. Covers his mouth with his hand. He makes a second attempt in a rude voice: “I’ll tell you a secret!” The mouse is satisfied with the result, the mouse raises its index finger up: “Oh!” Like, it’s good now, and continues speaking.

Mouse:

I'll tell you a secret:

There is no beast stronger than Mouse!

Now I'll get you a turnip!

Everyone will respect the Mouse,

Stop offending!

He approaches Murka and makes a “goat”: Ooh-bye-bye-bye-bye...

Murka gets scared.

Mouse: Be equal! At attention! (all heroes follow Mouse commands) Let's pull!

Phonogram “TRACK 2 TURNIP”

In the second part of the soundtrack, the characters count to three in unison: “And one, and two, and three!” On the count of three, Turnip is pulled out.

Leading: Pull - pull. They pulled out the turnip!!! Not even a year has passed!

Turnip: Well, thank you! Well, I went... (gets up and runs backstage)

All: Where?!!! Whoa-oh-oh!

Everyone, catching up with Repka, runs backstage like a snake.

Leading:

That's the end of the fairy tale.

And whoever listened – WELL DONE!

Phonogram “Track 1 INTRO”

All the actors take a bow.

End.

A source of information:

Music for the production was taken from the website http://www.mp3sort.com/forum/forum29.html