Offensive words addressed to Vlad. Name-sex associations

If your name is Julia, we will try on a chair. If your name is Ulya - the same as with Yulia. If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shake. Lesya If your name is Lesya, there is no rhyme, at least shower yourself. Anna If your name is Anna - no, it's not strange at all to come here.

But if your goal is to offend a person’s name, read the list of Offensive Names online. If your name is Vova, then they will f*ck you again. If your name is Vovan, then you have a stopcock between your legs. And always, believe me, Vova is not sexually ready. Gena If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.

Offensive poems about names that rhyme

Eva If your name is Eva, this is a reason to insert on the left. Ivan If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears together. If you meet Ivan, hide the money deeper in your pocket. And, of course, Olya is as pale as moths. Tonya If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan quietly. If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday. Lisa, Elizaveta If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I’ll be below. If they call you Lisa, you are a star. Striptease Lisa loves to lick - the whole bed gets wet.

Sasha, Alexandra If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better. And anyone Sasha meets is an Unlucky Trader. If your name is Ninka, you are probably a zoophile. Nonna If your name is Nonna, definitely expect a bummer. Zhenya, Evgenia If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer. If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector. If your name is Julia, your ass is like a douche. And Julia got caught - lucky, dirty. If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks. For the man Ira - That there are holes in his pockets. Elya, Eleanor If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.

Funny rhymes for women's names

Tanya, Tatyana If your name is Tanya, it’s a fucking storm in a glass. All Tatyanas are always drunk, not stoned. Rose If your name is Rose, you won’t leave without a blow job. Mila If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla. Slava, Vyacheslav If your name is Slava, you are a real slut. If your name is Slava, you start with anal. Kolya, Nikolay If your name is Kolya, a beginner is better off standing. Without a doubt, every Colic is a 100% alcoholic.

Cool poems about names

Zhora If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton. Rita If your name is Rita, it means you're fucked up. Fedya, Fedor If your name is Fedya, jerk off to your neighbors. Kira If your name is Kira, fill in all the holes. Kira is still a bitch, but she won’t give a fuck for nothing.

Marina, Masha, Maria If your name is Marina, then the entire feather bed is wet. Nikita If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered. Zina, Zinaida If your name is Zina, you got torn rubber. And it is known that all Anyutkas are prostitutes somewhere, somehow. Angelina If your name is Angelina, you are a real brute. Funny rhymes for women's names are always unexpected; they contain a lot of unobtrusive humor and imagination. Therefore, funny rhymes are perceived easily and carefree. It is no coincidence that debates continue in literature about whether a name influences the fate and character of its bearer.

These coincidences create rhyming stanzas that become short, funny, funny poems about women's names. They are not at all evil, as it may sometimes seem. On this page we publish “bad poems” - these are poems where each name is deliberately chosen to rhyme with a negative connotation. These are the kind of funny poems written in rhyme with different names that lift your spirits the most.

The one who bears the name Lada wears bright lipstick. After all, Alexandra, Sashenka - you need to know this - are supposed to protect us by name! Your name is Margarita, which means everything is secure here. If your name is Alla, you cannot be pulled off your pedestal. And if your name is Elena, your bathtub is knee-deep. They gave you the name Albert - put stamps on the envelope! Please come up with a name for Kostya. Pleeeeeeez.

If your name is Klava, this is a reason to insert it on the right. If your name is Lena, you can even hit the knee. If your name is Vera, we are in a missionary position. If your name is Ksyusha - well, to your ears - it means to your ears. If your name is Diana, a scene on the sofa awaits us.

Short poems with funny rhymes for names

Vadim Everyone knows that Vadim is slow-witted and unsociable. Masha, Maria If your name is Masha, you won’t find more beautiful tits. If you met Masha, the hole is GUT... but fucking not ours. All Marinas and Marishkas are squabbles, gossip and affairs.

If your name is Elya, we will come to you this week. And, for example, the Yuras are vile natures. Renat If your name is Renat, you will give it to everyone in the mouth. Natasha, Natalya If they call Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha. If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours. If your name is Natalya, you are a sexy slut.

Alla often loves in the butt - but for this he goes to Europe. Andrey If your name is Andrey, don’t eat pigeons. Anton If your name is Anton, then you are a complete bastard. Alexey In three words, any Alyosha is evil, harmful, bad. Obviously, there is some truth in this statement. If you listen and read carefully, they do not evoke anything other than light humor and a smile and do not oblige anyone to anything.

Jump off the slide and kill yourself. Do you remember how in childhood we often came up with funny teases about our friends and school buddies? Among them there were rarely offensive ones, but most of them were cheerful and witty. Kostya wants to become a doctor and he doesn’t care.

If your name is Nastya, climb on me quickly. If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved. Yana If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us. Sveta If your name is Sveta, this is a reason for a blowjob. Alla If your name is Alla, this is a reason for anal. If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us. Our bitch Alla will not let you melt for nothing.

If your name is Klava, this is a reason to insert it on the right.
If your name is Nastya, climb on me quickly.
If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved.
If your name is Lena, you can even hit the knee.
If your name is Alla, this is a reason for anal.
If your name is Vika, it means there will be a lot of screaming.
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan quietly.
If your name is Vera, we are in a missionary position.
If your name is Lesya, there is no rhyme, at least shower yourself.
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be below.
If your name is Masha, you won't find more beautiful tits.
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed awaits us.
If your name is Nonna, definitely expect a bummer.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.
If your name is Julia, we will try on a chair.
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shake.
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Anna, no, it's not strange at all to come here.
If your name is Inna, you can go without tires.
If your name is Ksyusha - well, to your ears - it means to your ears.
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name is Tanya, it's a fucking storm in a teacup.
If your name is Rose, you won't leave without a blowjob.
If your name is Lesya, I want to have you HERE.
If your name is Sashka, your dick is as soft as turd.
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting against Klava.
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
If your name is Guest, drive an iron nail into your head.
If your name is Slava, you are a real slut.
If your name is Kolya, it’s better to start standing.
If your name is Borya, help me, better Kolya.
If your name is Slava, you start with anal.
If your name is Dasha, you will be our Dasha today.
If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday.
If your name is Freda, I'm making an appointment for Wednesday.
If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays for the theme.
If your name is Beer, then Saturday has come.
If your name is Anya, we will shop on Sunday.
If your name is Elya, we will come to you this week.
If your name is Susana, you suck Ivan's dick.
If your name is Yulka, open up your pussy.
If your name is Polya - suck dick, such a share.
If your name is Max - He will fuck everyone up.
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your name is Julia, your ass is like a douche.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
If your name is Rita, it means you're fucked up.
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
If your name is Fedya, jerk off to your neighbor.
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
If your name is Vova, then they will fuck you again.
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a fagot.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
If your name is Kira, fill in all the holes.
If your name is Lesha, fuck yourself with galoshes.
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs spread.
If your name is Yuras, then go and hit the mattress.
If your name is Vitalik, you are an analyst.
If your name is Svetlana, it’s too early to give up the stick.
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears.
If your name is Kirill, you are a great gamodrill.
If your name is Innesa, the whole of Odessa fucked you.
If your name is Kirill, your dick has served you for a long time.
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.
If your name is Stepan - yuh stands like a drum.
If your name is Ilona, ​​your boobs are like pasta.
If your name is Polinka, even a rubber band will not help.
If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours.
If your name is Alina, you are a real whore.
If your name is Vovan, then you have a stopcock between your legs.
If your name is Vitaly, grow your genitals.
If your name is Natalya, you are a sexy slut.
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
If your name is Alice, then it’s time for you to shave your pussy.
If your name is Sergei, you are, of course, a fucking gay.
If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.
If your name is Kolyan, then you are a shitty fucker.
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete bastard.
If your name is Malvina, suck Buratin.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
If your name is Zhanna, you fuck, oddly enough.
If the name is Grandfather Maroz, you were hit right on the nose.
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed is wet.
If your name is Angelina, you are a real brute.
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blow jobs.
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.
If your name is Andrey, don’t eat pigeons.
If Galya is your name, pull the cow's udder.
If they call Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If suddenly your name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
If your guy is GEN, you burn him with a log.
If the name is Aunt ASYA, I’ll insert the words “Hello!”
If your name is Regina Dubovitskaya, then this is no longer an option

If your name is Sveta, this is a reason for a blowjob.
If your name is Lyuba, this is a reason to interject rudely.
If your name is Nadya, this is a reason to insert it at the back.
If your name is Eva, this is a reason to insert on the left.
If your name is Klava, this is a reason to insert it on the right.
If your name is Nastya, climb on me quickly.
If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved.
If your name is Lena, you can even hit the knee.
If your name is Alla, this is a reason for anal.
If your name is Vika, it means there will be a lot of screaming.
If your name is Tonya, you are one of those who moan quietly.
If your name is Vera, we are in a missionary position.
If your name is Lesya, there is no rhyme, at least shower yourself.
If your name is Lisa - as with Nastasya, I will be below.
If your name is Masha, you won't find more beautiful tits.
If your name is Sasha, the bust is good, but Masha is better.
If your name is Yana, a summer meadow awaits us.
If your name is Nina, a soft feather bed awaits us.
If your name is Nonna, definitely expect a bummer.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.
If your name is Julia, we will try on a chair.
If your name is Ira, the whole apartment will shake.
If your name is Elya, everything will be like on a swing.
If your name is Anna, no, it's not strange at all to come here.
If your name is Inna, you can go without tires.
If your name is Ksyusha - well, to your ears - it means to your ears.
If your name is Vova, look for someone else.
If your name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If your name is Tanya, it's a fucking storm in a teacup.
If your name is Rose, you won't leave without a blowjob.
If your name is Lesya, I want to have you HERE.
If your name is Sashka, your dick is as soft as turd.
If your name is Slava, then you are fighting against Klava.
If your name is Mila, you are scarier than a gorilla.
If your name is Guest, drive an iron nail into your head.
If your name is Slava, you are a real slut.
If your name is Kolya, it’s better to start standing.
If your name is Borya, help me, better Kolya.
If your name is Slava, you start with anal.
If your name is Dasha, you will be our Dasha today.
If your name is Tonya, you will have sex with Tonya on Tuesday.
If your name is Freda, I'm making an appointment for Wednesday.
If your name is Alla, Thursday will not be enough for us.
If your name is Emma - sex on Fridays for the theme.
If your name is Beer, then Saturday has come.
If your name is Anya, we will shop on Sunday.
If your name is Elya, we will come to you this week.
If your name is Susana, you suck Ivan's dick.
If your name is Yulka, open up your pussy.
If your name is Polya - suck dick, such a share.
If your name is Max - He will fuck everyone up.
If your name is Gena, just eat a kilo of purgen.
If your name is Julia, your ass is like a douche.
If your name is Irka, then your hole stinks
If your name is Zhora, you are a real glutton.
If your name is Rita, it means you're fucked up.
If your name is Dasha - 100 to 100 and you are all ours.
If your name is Inna, you fuck without a feather bed.
If your name is Fedya, jerk off to your neighbor.
If your name is Misha, then you are fucking without a roof.
If your name is Vova, then they will fuck you again.
If your name is Edik, then you are probably a fagot.
If your name is Zhenya - a dick with a motion detector.
If your name is Kira, fill in all the holes.
If your name is Lesha, fuck yourself with galoshes.
If your name is Gogi, you stand up with your legs spread.
If your name is Yuras, then go and hit the mattress.
If your name is Vitalik, you are an analyst.
If your name is Svetlana, it’s too early to give up the stick.
If your name is Vanyusha, they fucked you in the ears.
If your name is Kirill, you are a great gamodrill.
If your name is Innesa, the whole of Odessa fucked you.
If your name is Kirill, your dick has served you for a long time.
If your name is Renat, you will stick it in everyone's mouth.
If your name is Stepan, your dick stands like a drum.
If your name is Ilona, ​​your boobs are like pasta.
If your name is Polinka, even a rubber band will not help.
If your name is Natasha, your ass is only ours.
If your name is Alina, you are a real whore.
If your name is Vovan, then you have a stopcock between your legs.
If your name is Vitaly, grow your genitals.
If your name is Natalya, you are a sexy slut.
If your name is Christina, stock up on Vaseline.
If your name is Alice, then it’s time for you to shave your pussy.
If your name is Sergei, you are, of course, a fucking gay.
If your name is Vadim, we will give you everything in the ass.
If your name is Kolyan, then it’s crap - you’re an asshole.
If your name is Anton, then you are a complete bastard.
If your name is Malvina, suck Buratin.
If your name is Katya, you are good on the bed.
If your name is Zhanna, you fuck, oddly enough.
If the name is Grandfather Maroz, you were hit right on the nose.
If your name is Marina, then the whole feather bed is wet.
If your name is Angelina, you are a real brute.
If your name is Violetta, you are the queen of blow jobs.
If your name is Roman, you are as good as monkeys.
If your name is Marusya, there is a goose pose for you.
If your name is Andrey, don’t eat pigeons.
If Galya is your name, pull the cow's udder.
If they call Natasha, it will be better only with Pasha.
If suddenly your name is Levan, you are a hurricane in bed.
If your name is Lera, you are a blowjob queen.
If your name is Ninka, you are probably a zoophile.
If your name is Roma, you’ll start it half a turn
If your name is Arkady, you're probably better off in the back.
If I call you Makar, Zakhar has settled in
If you were named Stela, you are certainly a stripirella.
If your name is Valyushka, lend your ear quickly.
If your name is Lyudmila, then you need a homodrila
If your name is Nikita, then everything will be covered.
If they call you Traktarina, you will be under a tractor without a feather bed
If your name is Vasily, imagine, in x.. strength
If your name is Zina, you get torn rubber.
If your name is Anfisa, your breasts are great, your pussy is better.
If your name was Vaselisya, you hung out with me yesterday
If your name was Bronislav or Vladislav, or Yaroslav, they couldn’t come up with anything simpler.
If your name is Veronichka, even a match will come in handy
If you were named Galka, you have a dump in your pants.
If they called you Yanka, you're probably a lesbian
If your name is Anyutka, you are undoubtedly a prostitute
If your name is Grisha, you are a good-looking guy
If they call you Lisa, you are a striptease star
If your name is Plato, you are the most specific gond
If your guy is GEN, you burn him with a log.
If your name is Perma, there is probably a reason
If the name is Aunt ASYA, I’ll insert the words “Hello!”
If your name is Regina Dubovitskaya, then this is no longer an option

Guys, I feel really bad
Arkady says to friends
Friends shake their heads
And they poke a stick at him.

If your boyfriend is Vova, urgently look for someone else.
Everyone knows where Elena is - there are parties and betrayals.
If your name is Olya, there is no alcohol involved.
If your name is Zhenya, we will be on the horns of a deer.

Everyone knows that Vadim is slow-witted and unsociable.
Without a doubt, every Tolik is a 100% alcoholic.
According to statistics, Andrey is either a non-Jew or a Jew.
And every Seryozha has stupidity written all over his face.

I see you are not happy with guests
Artem said thoughtfully
Removing from the buttock
Coarsely ground salt.

Mom gave her children:
Petya - a hatchet, Serezhenka - an awl,
Mitenka has a crowbar, and Vassenka has a knife.
The drunk neighbor no longer bothers them.

So many good girls!
So many affectionate names!
And I got it - with a disgusting face
And with a nasty name - Anton!

And always, where Vicky is -
Quarrels, fights, shouting.
Agree that Natasha
It's called "turd" for a reason.

Igor sawed the cable on the rails,
Suddenly, unexpectedly, it began to rain.
No, he won't become a sailor now,
He became an excellent guide.

The face came out of the snout
And it was not life - a melody,
Let's drink a glass to Kirill,
And the second - for Methodius!

Audio congratulations

Not all Lyudmila is loved by Igor
But just one fragment of it
However, he married foolishly
All over Lyudmila.

The boy Andreyka found three kopecks,
This was noticed by a man in a padded jacket,
The crowbar whistled like Chingachgook's spear,
No, the grandmother will not wait for her grandson.

Marina doesn't have a boyfriend
Because she's a dwarf
And this Marina
She crap all over the car.

There is no light...
Masha doesn't wave...
Lyuba doesn't love...
Katya doesn't roll...

If you met Zhanka -
So, someone's kept woman.

Long lasting toffee
Oleg played on the bus:
He puts it in his nose, then in his ear,
Either a horse blinds or blinds a beaver.

Alyonushka loved her brother to tears
And so that my brother does not grow up as a little goat,
The sister dripped poison into the puddle.
The only brother threw off his hooves.

It was early in the morning
Nastya didn't go to school
And this Nastyusha
At night the school was set on fire.

One night behind the wall
Something slammed loudly
This is an inflatable woman
It burst under Artyom.

Anya sings songs
And he gnaws all the nuts.
Have you decided that Anya is a squirrel?
No, believe me, Anya is a girl.

The girl Masha was looking for raspberries,
She stepped on a mine with her foot.
They will appear in my dreams for a long time
Those blue eyes on the pine tree.

Tanka don't go to the river
Don't jam the sharks there
You'd better swim in the river
Don't upset the sharks.

Igorek, Igorek! Give us a bubble!
You are my comrade! Will you give me a bottle?

Masha eats cabbage at night
We need to stop this
Masha is enough at night
Eat cabbage in the morning.

The girl Masha rode the elevator -
The legs are gone, but the butt remains...

Little Petya went to the toilet,
He looks, but there are no toilets there.
The children laughed at Petka for a long time,
He didn't shit himself in the toilet!!!

Julia is a sweet girl
Her cassula is sticking out
Julia, put away the kazyulya
Stop drinking bastard.

Petenka was infuriated by the teacher’s appearance:
He bit Maryivanna on the nose.
Now he walks around school like a hero,
Proud of his nickname “Chekatilo second.”

I have a boy, Artem...
Fat, thick, not broad-shouldered...
At least there’s two tons of shit in it...
But he’s not a shitty soul...

Sasha didn’t feed the dog for three days,
He didn’t let me drink and didn’t take me for walks,
The school director should come to them,
He can't escape the dog alive!

What is the use of this Dasha,
You won't even understand right away.
You can't cook porridge from it,
You can't even sew a cap.

Try it without Dasha.
If you don't die right away,
Life will be such a mess!
You won't find any meaning in crap.

If her name is Katya, you will get tired of spending money.
If her name is Polya, you are a deer! such a share.
Every person Anton meets is a simple bastard.
As Tatyana noted, they’re not stoned, they’re drunk.

The one they called Kira,
Can become a fakir's wife
If your name is Lida,
It's better not to hold grudges.
If you are called Alice,
Your chosen one will be bald
If your name is Arina,
So you need a feather bed,
If your name is Lera,
You sing to the plywood,
If your name is Tanya,
Stop all the throwing
The one who bears the name Lada,
Bright lipstick goes.
If your name is Marianna?
You are more stubborn than a sheep.

Name teasers: 70 children's teasers for the names of girls and boys in alphabetical order. We come up with a teaser - a rhyme. How do teasers differ from other genres of folklore?

Name teasers

Teasing has long been used in children's communication. Where did they come to us from, what types of teasers are there, what are teasers - teasing and teasers - mockery, what are “anti-teasers” or answers - rhymes you will find out

It is very important to teach your child to take teasing with humor. After all, teasing does not always reflect life and makes fun of any negative character traits (cowardice, untidiness, pride, and others). Very often, a tease is just a game of rhymes, it is a fictional world, it is a fable that will never happen in life.

Usually, children are not offended by teasing, but also respond with a teaser - a more capacious and bright one, or an anti-tease - rhyme.

To prevent your child from being offended by teasing, try writing harmless teasers with rhymes together. What can the word “Zina” rhyme with? (Zina - painting, Zina - rubber, Zina - basket, Zina - from the store), Katya? (Katya is in a dress, Katyusha is a bauble, Katyusha is a talker, Katenka is a bunny). And the word Anton, Antoshka? (Antoshka - potato, Antoshka - leg), Sasha (ours, porridge, Pasha, Natasha), Andrey (sparrow, pigeons), Alenka (cardboard). You can also come up with new words-teases and for what reason they can be said - engage in word creation: for example, school-age children came up with the following language teasers: Agafya - Scandinafya (if the girl Agafya brags to everyone that she was in Scandinavia on vacation), or Fedya - bicycle (a tease for a child who won’t let anyone get close to his bike - invented by preschool children).

Discuss the teasing your child heard – what quality is she laughing at? Which of the teasers is real and which is a fable. Teach answers to teases (see previous article), discuss what happened when the answer was used by your child.

With children over 6 years old, you can talk about the teaser genre and how a teaser differs from a regular poem. Read two texts about Seryozha and ask your child to determine whether it is a poem or a teaser?

The whole house shakes.
Seryozha hits with a hammer.
Blushing with anger,
Hammers nails.
The nails are bending
The nails are crumpled
The nails are wriggling
They are above Seryozha
They're just making fun of me.
They do not drive into the wall.
It's good that your hands are intact!
No, it’s a completely different matter -
Drive nails into the ground!
There's no sign of the hat.
They don't bend
They don't break,
They are taken out again. (V. Berestov. Seryozha and nails)

Seryozha looked back,
Puffed up like a bubble
And the bubble is in the woods,
Jumps, jumps on the fungus (folk teaser)

What is the difference between a teaser and a poem? ( question for children aged 6 years and older). What can we say about Seryozha from the poem? What quality of a boy is being ridiculed in the teaser? What does it mean "puffed up a bubble"(angry, puffed out his cheeks, looks from under his brows). When does it happen that a person inflates like a bubble? Did this happen to you - when? Emphasize that the teaser describes something that never happens in life.(Seryozha became a bubble and galloped into the forest), and in the poem - what really happens. At the same time, similar emotions of Seryozha are described(he got angry and pouted, blushed with anger). The tease is not offensive, it is funny and cheerful.

Teasers for girls' names (alphabetically)

Agashka - dirty shirt

Alka - washcloth

Alya - queen

Anna is a balana,
The head is made of tin.
Crochet nose,
Mouth like a drawer

Annushka is the heart!
Boil fish soup with pepper
And I'll come with some bread.

Valya, Valya, simplicity,
Sour cabbage!
Ate a mouse without a tail
And she said: “Delicious!”

Valya is a fashionista! Vegetable gardener!

How mice ate sausage on Valya's nose.

Varvara lifted her nose.

Curious Varvara's nose was torn off at the market.

Dunya - plump
Went out onto the street
Sat on a hummock
The mosquito ate it.

Zina is a basket. Zina is a gaper. Zinka is a rubber band.

Irina.
The tangerine was rolling
Named Irina.
I didn't teach any lessons.
And I got a bad mark.

Katya - Katya - Katerina,
A picture has been drawn.
Not with ink, not with pen -
From the pelvis with a broom!

Lenka - foam

Luda - Mila crushed her leg.

Masha - curdled milk

Mashenka, the bride, ate a pot of dough.

Milka is a piggy bank. Darling is a piggy bank.

Nadyushka is a pillow. Nadenka is a sweet porridge.

Nastena has a sweet tooth.

Olena is salty.

Our Pasha is thin,
Like a spring straw.
And he puts on his shoes -
How the bubble inflates.

Sonya is a sleepyhead. Sonya is a cutie.

Tatyana - sour cream.

Emma - ate too much cream.

Teasers for boys' names (alphabetically)

Abrosim - we ask for porridge.

Alyosha-belyosha
Costs three pennies:
The neck is a penny,
Altyn - head,
Two money per leg -
That's all his price is.

Alyosha-flatbread,
Head with a basket,
Hat with a peg,
Legs like a log.

Alekha-Alexey,
The bosom is full of mice.

Andrey the sparrow,
Don't chase pigeons.
The pigeons are afraid
They don't sit on the roof.
Chase the tick
From under the sticks.

Antoshka - potato,
straw leg,
Himself from the nails,
Elbow head.

Antoshka, Antoshka,
The potatoes are underbaked!

Afonya is a sleepyhead.

Boris - barberry
Hanging on a rope.
When the rope breaks,
So Boris will turn over.

Borka - Boris
Hanging by a thread!
The thread is cracking
And Borechka squeaks!

Boriska – radish (sausage).

Borya - bob! Thick forehead!

Vanka is a standing toddler,
Wear a big cap.
Eat a loaf of bread,
You will grow to the sky!
Vanya rides a bull,
Balalaika in hand,
Balalaika fell
She broke the bull's leg.

Vanya, Vanya, simplicity!
I bought a horse without a tail!
Sat backwards
And I went to the garden.

Vasya - Vasyuk,
Climb onto the branch.
Vaska - Vasyonok,
Skinny pig
Stuck in the grass (emphasis on the first syllable) -
Shouts: “Meow.”
I won’t get out!”
Benjamin:
Venya is a broom,
Ate a dumpling.
Volodya - Volodya -
A hat full of crackers.
Hot crackers
Three kopecks in change.

Vova, Vovka the little one
I ate watermelon at my grandmother's.
Grandma swears
Vova unlocks!
- It’s not me, grandma!
This is your cat.

Egorushka - Egor
Climbed over the fence
Got caught on a nail
Hangs - voices:
Take it off the fence
Poor Yegor.

Egorushka - skvorushka

Eremey.
Eremey rode and rode,
On a cow on your own.
He held his tail tightly,
I sang a song loudly,
But I didn’t enjoy it for long -
Suddenly he broke off from the cow.

Leonid. Lenchik - donut,
Ate a candy bar
Pig and bull
I drank a glass of milk,
I ate another crate of loaves,
Three baskets of pies.

Michael. The bear is a tramp. Teddy bear - a bump on the head.

Nikita - red tape bought a horse without a hoof.

Nikolai-basurai,
Climb onto the barn
There they kill a mosquito,
They'll give you a paw.

Kolya - Kolya - Nikolai. Sit under the bench and bark.

Kolya, Kolya, Nikolai,
Stay at home, don't go out.
Peel the potatoes
Eat little by little.

Kolya - Kolya - with a great will.

Seryozha looked back,
Puffed up like a bubble
And the bubble is in the woods,
Jumps and jumps on the fungus.

Stepan is a tattered caftan. Stepan - glass. Styopka is disheveled.

Petka is a bitter radish.

Prokop-dill,
Copper forehead,
From arshins myself,
Head with a jug.

Romka - daisy, new shirt!

Sashka is a cockroach.

Senechka is a seed.

Semyon is smart, but not strong.

Taras - sour kvass.

Timofey is a cat.

Fedot is thin,
Head with a pound,
Crochet nose,
The crest is a shred.

Fedul pouted his lips.

Fedya - copper tripe,
Ate a cow and a bull,
And fifteen piglets, -
Only the tails are hanging.
Fedorok with an inch,
Head with a pot,
Hat with a peg,
The legs are like a log.

Filya is a simpleton.

Stubborn Thomas went straight,
Fell into a hole.
I didn’t trust anyone - I checked it on myself!

Yashka is a red shirt.

If you don’t find the name you need on this list, feel free to come up with a teaser yourself! Look for rhymes and compose!

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